What was written on that golden apple that got thrown at the beginning of the book.
"to the fairist"
Who is achilles
A guy with cheat code who can only get cooked if u tickle his heel
Who got yeeted out of his house because of a soothsayer man
Paris
who got dunked on by apollo
Greek peps
who got them sweet cheeks and got yoinked by Paris
Helen
What side quest did the Greek peps do before trying to dunk on troy
Find Achilles dressed up like a princess
what were the Troy peps called
Trojans
Why did the Greek Peps get dunked on by apollo?
They stole the priest man's daughter
Who are the 3 goddesses who fight over the golden apple.
Hera, Athene and Aphrodite
Why did Achilles file a complaint with the HR of mount olympus
His slave girlfriend got stolen
Who is troys prince (the prince is the son of the king who was once a prince himself)
Paris
Why did Eris throw the apple
(Apple of Discord)
She mad at the G&G
Why did all of the Greek peps rally together to dunk on troy
They all had an agreement to help Helen and the chosen Husband (YEAH I CAPITALIZED HUSBAND SO WHAT)
How did Achilles activate cheat codes
his mommy dunked him in the River Stixs.
What did the soothsayer say to the person he soothsays to
Ur son will bring down ur city
He shot them with arrows of disease ):
Who did Paris give the apple thingy to
Aphrodite