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100

guys i just referred my grandma to therapy


i need a margarita

nora

100

what club were we all in in highschool

fbla

100

a: sometimes i mix you and nora up

b: like when you bought me the cat suit

a: michael

b: tucker

100

a: theyre under new management

b: did you just call the taliban new management?

a: tessa

b: michael

200

a: that looks like an excellent way to get alcohol poisoning

b: i am down

a: tj

b: tessa

200

tj;s favorite animal

husky

200

"we can ban penises, we cannot ban 9/11"

mcihael

200

a: dont kill yourself

b: i wasnt planning on i---

a: reverse psychology...

a: nora

b: tj

300

a: theres a british guy next to me speaking spanish

b: that is not physically plausible

a: cadence

b: nora

300

tessa's astrological sign

leo

300

"Hitler would've won if he had pretty privilege"

- september 23, 2023

what is tucker

300
dont call me sexist but a woman's not a pirate

tj

400

a: *sends a photo of trump tower*

b: probably the next 9/11

c: i'm flabbergasted. oh my god. 

a: cadence

b: nora

c: tj

400

what drink does tj always get

unsweet tea with packets

400

"Did you know that America was a British Colony?"

- september 5, 2023

what is malachi
400

"on a real note, if we don't end up together, i'm going to date an immigrant" 

cadence

500

"i'd let that man be my werewolf mate"

- august 6 2023

what is nora

500

how many pets do we have collected

nora: 4

tessa: 1

me: 1

tj: 1

7!!!

500

she saw the red flags as green because he saturated them so much

allen

500

did he drop out before or after the 100 sub special

tessa