Famous Pets
The namesake of a classic comic strip, Calvin has a "pet" stuffed tiger named after this English philosopher.
Thomas Hobbes
Arguably the most famous current SNL cast member, he was name-dropped in Ariana Grande's "Thank You, Next":
Pete Davidson
When she officially started fulltime at UU, Esther's full title was SVP of Corporate Development & Chief Legal Officer. Last year she was promoted to this:
Chief Strategy Officer
This 3rd Vice President of the US may be most famous for taking his shot and killing Alexander Hamilton in a duel in 1804.
Aaron Burr
Harrison Ford
The most famous commuter in the Mystery Machine, Scooby Do is this breed of dog:
Great Dane
A prolific comedy genius, this MADtv alumn and talented Horror writer/director is married to Chelsea Peretti of Brooklyn 99 fame:
Jordan Peele
One of the very first UU employees, she started in 2015 as VP of Operations.
Kelly Binder
This US President resigned in 1974, 2 years after the infamous break-in at the Watergate Complex.
Richard Nixon
This two-time Academy Award winning actor paid (then unknown) Chadwick Boseman's tuition for the British American Drama Academy's prestigious Oxford Summer Program in the '90s.
Garfield unreservedly loves lasagna and grudgingly loves his "best friend", a yellow beagle named:
Odie
Lucille Ball spent 6 of the 20 years she was married to this comedic actor costaring and co-producing I Love Lucy with him:
Desi Arnez
Erin Newbill was hired on as our Compensation Manager. With our transition away from Insperity she's taken a more comprehensive role as:
Senior Manager, Total Rewards
Dan White, former SF city supervisor, is cited as the originator of the "Twinkie Defense" by arguing that he was suffering depression from eating too much junk food which led to a 5yr Manslaughter conviction for his 1978 murder of Mayor George Moscone and this openly gay city supervisor:
Harvey Milk
This legendary country singer donated $1 million to Vanderbilt University's coronavirus research, which helped create the Moderna vaccine.
Dolly Parton
Because of course people keep track of this, the Biden's brought the first shelter rescue to live in the white house, a German Shepherd named:
Major
Charismatic comedienne Tiffany Haddish's relationship with this rapper ended late last year:
Common
My vote for "Best Male Ponytail at Unite Us" last year Marc Rosen moved over to a Director of Research & Evaluation role under Halima but he spent his first 1.5yrs at Unite Us under Mikey as our:
Senior Director, Network Performance
Rob Ford, infamous for a video showing him smoking crack and talking politics with local gang members, was the mayor of this large Canadian city.
Toronto
This actor played Machete in Spy Kids so well they made a (much gorier) Machete movie. In 2019, he pulled a baby in a carseat out of an overturned car.
Danny Trejo
Germany
Stunning model Eniko Parrish is the wife of this A-list comedian. The number 1 google search related to this couple is about their heights: Yes, at 5'6, she is 4 inches taller than him.
Kevin Hart
Since he's been removed from the website, it's unclear if Skye Brillman was quietly pushed out of UU leadership or if he still holds this title.
Chief Canine Officer
Mark Sanford, previous governor of South Carolina, went MIA for a week while he was in Argentina having an extramarital affair. At the time his spokesperson famously claimed the governor was unreachable because he was doing this.
Hiking the Appalachian Trail
In the movie Fargo, he played that "kinda funny looking" guy. In real life, he was a NYC Firefighter from 1980-1984 and he returned for duty for several weeks supporting his old fire station in the aftermath of 9/11.
Steve Buscemi