LET'S VISIT MARS
Valles Marineris, a system of interconnected these, is about 5 times as deep as the "Grand" one in Arizona
What is canyon?
Weakening cell phone batteries need them
What are chargers?
This traditional excuse for why you don't have your homework is in the original "Saved by the Bell" theme song
What is my dog ate it?
The amusing Tommy Devito and Vinny Gambini
What is Joe Pesci?
Before takeoff, turn off your smartphone's wireless capabilities by turning on this setting
What is airplane mode?
"Chunky Monkey" has walnuts, fudge, and of course this fruit
What are bananas?
On the surface, the acceleration due to this is 12.2 feet per second, a bit more than a third of Earth's
What is gravity?
Nye & Hader
What are Bills?
webmd.com put "I'm too tired" on its list of excuses for not doing this, but says doing it actually gives you energy
What is exercising?
Fonzie on "Happy Days" & Gene Cousineau on "Barry"
Who is Henry Winkler?
Hand-y term for a data storage device that plugs into a USB port
What is a thumb drive?
The outside cover of "The Tonight Dough" has this late show host holding up an ice cream cone
What is Jimmy Fallon?
Halfway down a Martian gully you may find Opportunity, one of these that stopped moving in 2018
What is a rover?
Leaders of Native American tribes, like Geronimo
What are Chiefs?
It may be a defense for dropping a fly ball, but judges say not for rear-ending another car; be prepared if driving west at 5 PM
What is the sun in your eyes?
Ezekiel-quoting hitman Jules Winnfield
Who is Samuel L. Jackson?
Thousands of layers of material, like resin, are how one of these creates an object; the RepRap project led to a self-replicating one
What is a 3D printer?
This fan-suggested flavor is the first named for a rock legend
What is Cherry Garcia?
Mariner probes in the 1960s disproved the existence of these man made waterways, thought to be observed in the 1870s
What are canals?
Sautees in a pan, with a slight scorch
What is browns?
This meteorological term for a chilly mass of air is a common reason given by fishermen when the bass aren't biting
What is cold front?
Alien nemesis
Ellen Ripley
What is Sigourney Weaver?
Windows users do not want to encounter BSOD, this colorful but fatal-sounding error
What is the blue screen of death?
A sweet cream ice cream with fudge dinosaurs has this alliterative name, though it tastes better than coal
What is Fossil Fuel?
Mars' seasonal polar ice caps aren't frozen water but frozen this gas, the principal component of its atmosphere
What is carbon dioxide?
A "Sacred College of" these meets in the Holy See
What are cardinals?
He just left a relationship? He doesn't want to ruin a friendship? Nope, this title of a "no excuses" bestseller
Annalise Keating, who helped folks get away with murder
Who is Viola Davis?
These days, more than 70% of Internet traffic is this type of video that typically uses data compression
What is streaming?
The name of this West Indies island is followed by "Me Crazy" in the name of a pineapple sorbet
What is Jamaica?