"I wish that I had" his "girl... where can I find a woman like that?"
What is Jesse?
A piece of land completely surrounded by water
What is island?
Before proclaiming it was "the best a man can get", this razor company asked via cartoon parrot, "How are you fixed for blades?"
What is Gilette?
Nicorette is a gum designed to help you stop doing this
What is smoking?
In 1981 James G. Nourse wrote the bestseller "The Simple Solution to" this puzzling toy phenomenon
What is Rubik's Cube?
All the houses in Smurf village are made of various colors of these fungi
What are mushrooms?
"What's The Frequency", this guy? "Is your Benzedrine, uh huh, I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed"
What is Kenneth?
"Operation Inherent Resolve" was the 2014 name choice for the fight against this Mideast group
What is ISIS?
A symbol of the Grim Reaper, this long-handled farming tool had its "hay" -day mowing down hay until around the 1850s
What is a scythe?
This gum was introduced way back in 1914, but the ad campaign featuring twins didn't come for another 25 years
What is Doublemint?
This number grid puzzle takes its name from the Japanese for "single number"
What is Sudoku?
What is purple?
"You in that dress, my thoughts I confess, verge on dirty, come on", her; may we add, "Toora loora toora loo-rye-ay"
What is Eileen?
Back when it was Constantinople, this Turkish city was known as "Second Rome"
What is Istanbul?
Blades with a jagged edge are given this 8-letter adjective, from the Latin for "saw"
What is serrated?
Once kicked out of school, this “chewing gum king” eventually captured 70% of gum market
Who is Wrigley?
The power tool seen here lends it's name to this kind of puzzle 
What is jigsaw?
Him and Azrael work together to put a Smurf into a cauldron to make a philosopher's stone
What is Gargamel?
She was hit by, she was struck by a smooth criminal, and we're not sure if she's okay or not
A problem for debate, or the regular series of publications for a magazine
What is issue?
Epee, foil, and saber are the three swords used in this Olympic event
What is fencing?
Big Red is "America's No. 1 Gum" of this spicy flavor, but it doesn't contain real spices
What is cinnamon?
What is Wordle?
Most Smurfs only make it to 100, but this Smurf with a beard is 546 years old
What is Papa Smurf
"Help Me", this woman whose name repeats 13 times in the chorus, "Help me... get her out of my heart"
What is Rhonda?
First name of mathematician and scientist Newton
What is Isaac?
A small knife with sharp edges, you're said to be "throwing them" when giving someone a glare
What is daggers?
Red, white, and blue was on the logo of this gum brand that was sometimes included with baseball cards
What is bazooka?

What is beans
Katy Perry played this blonde female Smurf in 2011
What is Smurfette?