Men
The science and the peanuts
January 5, 1943
George Washington Carver
That lady with the holy kid, probably was like 14
1 B.C.
The Virgin Mary
Where the little dude that wasn't Laurens got got
November 23, 1801
Weehawken, NJ
Everything is legal in New Jersey
The Japanese and the boops with the ocean
December 7, 1941
Pearl Harbor Attack
The ones with those boys, the cute one, they're animated?
November 13, 1968
Yellow Submarine
Dat jazz guy, you know, the good one, with the kids
February 5, 1978
Wes Parker
She has edgy hair and fun girls with the 'bump ba BA! Oh woooOOoooh wow'
June 22, 1953
Cyndi Lauper
That tower, but it's actually very small and square-ish. The Queen really liked it.
1591
Tower of London
Sir Walter Raleigh Imprisonment
That time Japan got booped too hard
August 6 & 9, 1945
Bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
That 'As you wish' boi who is otherwise kinda sucky
October 9, 1987
Princess Bride
Dat boy, in the movie with the corn and baseball
January 18, 1955
Kevin Costner
She's literally blamed for everything, but really she was just a clingy girlfriend
February 18, 1933
Yoko Ono
That building that won't fall down even though it should really fall down
August 9, 1173
Leaning tower of Pisa
That shooting in Pennsylvania
July 1-3, 1863
The Battle of Gettysburg
The one with the cute boy, but it wasn't Star Wars
November 15, 2019
Marriage Story
Whozits, the one I like in Chuck, but he's related to Alec.
February 27, 1962
Adam Baldwin
That slutty ho I hate
May 19, 1536
Anne Boleyn, Queen of England
That place where you will die if you make eye contact
1975-1977
New York City
Son of Sam Murders
That time that Senator got thwacked
May 22, 1856
the Caning of Charles Sumner
There's like tooooo much swearing and they kill Marvin but not on purpose. Then they get milkshakes.
October 14, 1994
Pulp Fiction
The one who wrote about the angry one with the little hat
January 27, 2010
J.D. Salinger
She's like a really good role model for children
January 17, 1964
Michelle Obama
The one with the castle because of the abdication and big hills
June 1571 - May 1573
Edinburgh Castle
The Lang Siege of the Edinburgh Castle, caused by the abdication of Mary Queen of Scots
That crazy dude just did nothing right.
July 18-23, 64
The Great Fire of Rome
Rick! It's got Rick!! And and the piano, with that song... I love Peter Lorre.
January 23, 1943
Casablanca