My valentine is for an animal that has a curly tail. This animal likes to play in the mud. Who is my valentine for?
Pig
My valentine is for someone that wears a red hat. This person carries a hose and is very brave. Who is my valentine for?
Fireman
Jessica has one chocolate heart. Here sweetheart gives her two more. How many chocolate hearts does she have now?
Three
He gave her a ring.
My valentine is for a reptile that has webbed feet, but cannot walk. This reptile does not eat chocolate or candy, it eats insects. Who is my valentine for?
Frog or Toad
My Valentine is for someone who tells people to be quiet. This persons job is to put everything on shelves in order. This person might like to read. Who is my valentine for?
Librarian
100 + 200 =
300
Who always has a date on Valentines Day?
a calendar
My valentine is for an animal that eats plants. This animal can hop very far and has a pouch. Who is my valentine for?
Kangaroo
My valentine is for someone that might wear a white coat. This person listens to your heart and helps you feel better. Who is my valentine for?
Doctor
Cupid has 10 arrows to shoot. He shoots one at Amy and two at Paul. How many arrows does Cupid have left?
seven
Why did the magnet have a crush on the refrigerator?
He found it to be very attractive.
My valentine is for an animal that has a mane. This animal might also wear a saddle. Who is my valentine for?
Horse
My valentine is for someone who wears a suit and helmet. This person explores in a ship, but the ship is not on water. Who is my valentine for?
Astronaut
How many minutes are in one hour?
60
When do bed bugs fall in love?
My valentine is for an animal named Cupid, but it doesn't have a bow. This animal pulls a sleigh and we think it lives at the North Pole. Who is my valentine for?
My valentine is for someone who has a red nose. This person is not sick, but instead will make you laugh. Who is my valentine for?
Clown
How many hours are in a day?
24
What kind of flowers should you not give your wife on Valentines Day?
Cauliflowers