Valentine for an Animal
Valentine for a Career
Food, Gifts, or Facts
Valentine for Math
Valentine Jokes
100

My valentine is for an animal that has a curly tail. This animal likes to play in the mud. This animal says "oink oink". Who is my valentine for?

Pig

100

My valentine is for a "Brave One." This person carries a hose. This person puts out fires. Who is my valentine for?

Firefighter

100

On Valentine's Day, most of the chocolates are in what shape?

Hearts

100

Sara received 10 valentines from boys and 7 from girls. How many valentines did she receive?

17

100

What did the telephone give his girlfriend for Valentines Day? 

A. a heart

B. a necklace

C. a ring

a ring

200

My valentine is for an animal that has four legs. This animal might have spots. This animal gives us milk to drink. Who is my valentine for?

Cow

200

My valentine is for someone that wears a blue uniform. This person drives a car that has a siren. This person puts bad guys in jail. Who is my valentine for?

Police Man

200

What flower is given the most on Valentine's day?

Rose

200

Mike got 12 valentines but lost 3. How many does he have left?

9

200

What did one volcano say to the other on valentines day?

A. I love you

B. I lava you

C. Happy Valentines Day

I lava you.

300

My valentine is for an animal that has wings. This animal likes to be in water. This animal says "quack quack". Who is my valentine for?

Duck

300

My valentine is for someone that might wear a white coat. This person listens to your heart. This person helps when you are sick. Who is my valentine for?

Doctor

300

This food that is made of dough, sauce, and cheese can be shaped like a heart for Valentine's Day.

Pizza

300

I gave 4 friends 5 chocolate hearts each. How many chocolate hearts did I give in all?

20 hearts

300

Why did the refrigerator like the magnet?

A. The magnet was pretty.

B. The magnet was attractive.

C. The magnet was handsome.

The magnet was attractive.

400

My valentine is for an animal that has a mane. This animal might wear a saddle. This animal likes to gallop. Who is my valentine for?

Horse

400

My valentine is for someone that flies in outer space. This person wears a helmet. This person might walk on the moon. Who is my valentine for?

Astronaut

400

Hershey's started making these little candies in foil wrappers in 1907.

Kisses

400

Lisa got 6 valentines. Her sister got twice as many. How many did her sister get?

12

400

What do you call a ghost's true love?

A. a girl friend

B. a boy friend

C. a ghoul friend

a ghoul friend

500

My valentine is for an animal that has feathers. This animal lays eggs for us to eat. This animal might live in a coop. Who is my valentine for?

Chicken

500

My valentine is for someone that has a big red nose. This person might work at a circus. This person makes you laugh. Who is my valentine for?

Clown

500

When is Valentine's Day?

February 14th

500

You have 40 students to buy valentines for. They come in boxes of 10. How many boxes do you need so everyone will get a valentine?

4

500

Why did the sheriff lock up his girlfriend?

A. She broke the law!

B. She didn't give him a Valentine!

C. She stole his heart!

She stole his heart!