Valentine's Day Jokes
Valetine's Day Gifts
Valentine's Day History
Valentine's Day Trivia
Valentine's Day Puns
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What did one shoe say to the other?
You're my sole-mate
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What is the most popular shopping destination for Valentine's Day gifts?
Online!
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Who is Valentine's Day named after?
St. Valentine
100
What can Cupid typically be found carrying?
A bow and arrow
100
Thank you berry much for being my friend.
Thank you very much for being my friend.
Meaning: Thank you for being my friend!! I love our friendship!
200
What did one piece of bread say to the other?
“I loaf you.”
200
What are three of the top gift categories for Valentine's Day?
candy, greeting cards, flowers, an evening out/date night, jewelry.
200
In which century did it become custom to exchange romantic cards and gifts with your valentine?
The 18th century in England.
200
Which famous playwright coined the term "star-crossed lovers?"
Hint: He wrote Romeo and Juliet
William Shakespeare
200
Your friendship means so matcha to me.
Your friendship means so much to me.
Meaning: Your friendship is important to me.
300
What did one Coke say to the other?
“You’re soda-lightful.”
300
What is floriography?
The language of flowers.
Historically, using flower arrangements was a secure way to communicate without being detected.
300
What is St. Valentine the patron saint of?
Hint: bzzzz 🍯
Beekeepers and travelers.
300
Rudolph Valentino and Jean Acker hold the Guinness World Record for the shortest marriage. How long did it last?
20 minutes
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I cherry-ish our friendship.
I cherish our friendship.
The meaning of the pun: To love and care for your relationship with your friend.
400
What did one T. rex say to the other? 🧨
“I think you’re dino-mite.”
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In which country did Valentine's Day greeting cards become popular and "mass market"?
The United States
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In South Africa during the Middle Ages, women used to pin the name of their crushes on which piece of their clothing?
Their shirtsleeves.
They literally wore their heart on their sleeves!
400
According to Roman mythology, who is the son of Mercury and Venus?
Cupid 
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Life would succulent without you.
Life would suck without you.
Meaning: You make life better!
500
Where do pigs post their relationship status?
On Insta-ham.
500
What percentage of American consumers plan to purchase a Valentine's day gift for their pet?
A record 35% of consumers plan to purchase Valentine’s Day gifts for their pets this year, totaling $2.1 billion up from $1.7 billion in 2025.
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In the early 1900s, Valentine's Day cards became really popular. What is the name of nasty, anonymous cards that people sent to someone they didn't like?
Vinegar valentines.
500
Cupid is the Roman counterpart to which Greek god?
Hint: His parents are Aphrodite (goddess of love) and Ares (god of war).
Eros, the god of love.
500
Don't go bacon my heart.
Don't go breakin' my heart.
Meaning: Please don't cause heartbreak.