Poorly Described Love Movies
An old man reads a book to an old woman until she remembers shes literally the main character
The Notebook
This Roman priest was allegedly executed for marrying people in secret.
Saint Valentine
The 2026 Winter Olympics are in this country.
Italy
And I wish you joy and happiness
But above all this, I wish you love
And I........
Will always love you
This man gave the famous “I Have a Dream” speech during the March on Washington.
Martin Luther King JR.
The heart pumps blood to the lungs to get this vital gas
Oxygen
A brief situationship between a rich girl and a poor boy ends very very extremely bad for EVERYONE.
Titanic
Nearly 250 million of these are grown each year in preparation for Valentines Day
Roses
With the 2008 Summer Olympics and the 2022 Winter Olympics, this city was the first to ever host both the summer and winter olympics
Beijing, China
Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
Been here all along, so why can't you see?.......
You belong with me
This 1863 proclamation declared that all enslaved people in Confederate states were free.
The Emancipation Proclamation
Your heart does this on average 100k a day
Beats
A farmboy in full pirate cosplay teams up with a friendly giant and a vengeful orphan to save his girlfriend from an unwanted marriage
The Princess Bride
This profession recieves the most Valentines on average each year
Teachers
The 2034 Winter Olympics are confirmed to be taking place in this neighboring state
Utah (Salt Lake City)
Take my hand
Take my whole life, too
For I can't help.......
Falling in love with you.
Jackie Robinson was the first African American to play this professional sport
Baseball
High levels of this in your blood can increase the risk of heart disease
Cholesterol
Newly relocated teenager who cant read red flags falls for a "teenager" who straight up bullies her for 3/4 of the movie and then convinces her to join his baseball playing family cult by the end
Twilight
It is estimated that on average every Valentines Day there are 220,000 of these in the United States
Proposals
This accurately named sport involves racing down icy tracks on a small sled, head first.
Skeleton
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind
That I put down in the words
How wonderful life is, while......
You're in the world
This amendment to the U.S. Constitution officially abolished slavery
Thirteenth amendment
It is reccomended you walk this many steps a day for a healthy heart
10,000
Woman intentionally becomes unbearable for work reasons while a man dates her for equally unethical reasons and neither communicates like an adult.
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
This day, which is celebrated on February 13th has grown in popularity since it was introduced on the show "Parks and Recreation" in 2010. "Ladies celebrating ladies. It’s like Lilith Fair, minus the angst. Plus, frittatas.”
Galentines Day
This Scandinavian country has the most Winter Olympic medals (405)
Norway
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin' by the fire while we eating fondue
I don't know about me, but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three, two.........
Swag
Sidney Poitier was the first ever African American to win this award.
Academy Award (Oscars)
The heart has this many main parts called chambers