Valentine Puns 1
What did the flame say to the other flame on Valentine's Day?
We're a perfect match
What did one prune say to the other agreeing to get dinner together?
It's a date!
What did the cashew say to the almond on Valentine's Day?
I'm NUTS about you!
Why did the police officer lock up his valentine?
For stealing his heart
What do you call love in a fish tank?
Guppy love
What did the baker say to his wife on Valentine's Day?
Give me some sugar
What do you call two birds in love?
TWEEThearts!
Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams
What did the paper say to the pencil on Valentine's Day?
You're just WRITE for me!
What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
SomeBUNNY loves you
What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine's Day?
I LAVA you!
What did one tangerine say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Orange you sweet!
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valenTINY!
What did one plate say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Tonight, dinner is on me
What did the grizzly say to the panda?
You are BEARY special to me
What's a vampire's favorite part of Valentine's Day?
The love at first bite
What did the cat say to her crush on Valentine's Day?
Where do hamburgers take their dates on Valentine's Day?
To the meatBALL
What do you call spiders who just got married?
The newlyWEBS
What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine's Day?
You're my BUTTER half
What did one beet say to the other on Valentine's Day?
You make my heart BEET faster
What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine's Day?
You're one in a melon!
What did one pig say to the other?
Don't go BACON my heart
What did one bee say to another on Valentine's Day?
You are BEE-utiful!
What do astronauts say to their sweethearts?
I love you to the moon and back