It's a Canon Event :(
This recent agent lost her arm due to a Radianite-enhanced bear
Who is Deadlock
(she doesn't like Gekko's pets because of it, too :( )
You get this gun for free every round
What is the Classic
(The right-click be OP sometimes)
For better or worse, the Valorant Community eyes up this anatomical feature of Brimstone
What is DAT CAKE BOIIIIIII
If you hear this from an enemy Raze, you probably should start running from the impending RPG
What is "Here comes the party!"
(it's quite a blast :D)
Riot's security system is called Vanguard, which is also a class in this game
What is Marvel Rivals?
(it made my pc crash way too many times D:)
This agent loves to skateboard, drink boba, but succs at basketball
Who is Gekko?
(There's even a playercard where Neon dunks on him and wingman)
This technique involves staying near a corner and mashing A and D to quickly check for enemies
What is jiggle peak?
(is it weird that reading this reminded me of us doing it IRL too?)
Who is Sage?
(the life she gives; does she ever wonder where it gets taken from?)
This is quality life advice from Iso's grandmother
Study hard, become a doctor
(lore accurate asian)
This ability is just like the Orbital Walking Barrage from Helldivers
What is Tejo's ult?
(he gets democratic sometimes :D)
In an email to Brimstone, this agent asked him when would he stop recruiting big beefy men
Who is Viper?
(I'm not complaining about them tho 0.0)
Until recently, this rank did not exist in competitive Valorant
What is Ascendant?
(Now they gotta make Plastic >:) )
This distorted player card became so much of a meme that Valorant turned it into their first April Fools event
What is Wide Killjoy
*cue wide Putin music*
This agent says voicelines to you when you get hit by their ult
Who is Fade?
(I'd imagine you're too busy fighting for your life to notice though)
James says you can do these steps to "doomscroll" in Valorant
Whip out the Phone Flex and spam click
(they should make it so you can see the animations tho)
When Harbor's powers flooded the whole base, the agents responded by doing this
What is they went for a swim :D
When killing the last enemy, this skin set shoves the character through a set of Western doors
What is Neo Frontier?
(If only I had the money to buy this :( )
Valorant made a real-life spike minigame where people had to defuse the spike at ____ seconds
What is 7 seconds?
(which uhhhhh is a long time)
Cypher told Killjoy that Valorant needs to protect her from this threat
What is The Dark Web
(please don't tell me she's on booktok D:)
It's a widely known fact that this stat actually determines top frag
What is Assists?
(Did you say Kills at first? Tricked ya :D)
In the Final Contact cinematic, Phoenix is on the phone trying to rescue his sister from this city
What is Paris
(I think you know what song to play)
In overtime, this is Sova's remaining credits after buying a Phantom, Full Shields, and a Recon Dart
What is 1100
5000 - (2900+1000+0) = 1100
When Killjoy has free time, she loves to play this real life game
What is League of Legends?
(that godforsaken thing of a game)
What is punching Omen in his face
(that question sounded sus out of context)
Although it was short-lived, this was James's first Valorant main
Who is Phoenix?
(I switched off of him for Brimstone cuz he was simpler mechanic wise)