Valorant Nonsense

Agent Abilities

100

What if i had a Nade that Jumps?

Raze

200

This agent thinks its totally chill to blind date their teammates

Phoenix

300

This agent is such a stalker

Cypher

500

This agents favorite anime is Naruto

Jett

Lost in the Map

100

This map has Teleporters you absolutely trolled your teammate with

Bind

300

what map feels like Ikea

Icebox

500

this map makes you feel like Batman

Fracture

Voice lines Out of Context

100

"...Let's Play!" then you peek mid and die

Chamber

200

your team full-stacks B and you die on A screaming. "what them run"

Viper

Seen as Disposable

100

Social Media site Cypher would be most active on

Reddit/4chan (Deep lurking, sharing secrets in threads.)

200

Social Media site Killjoy would be most active on

YouTube (DIYs, tutorials, and robot unboxings.)

Good all days

100

In Beta, this agent’s signature ability was called “Rejuvenation” before it was renamed.

Sage

200

This agent’s original name was “Radiant” before being finalized as this.

Phoenix