Riddles
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack!!
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
The letter N
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
Just incase she needed to draw blood! :0
I can be hot, I can be cold, I can run and I can be still, I can be hard and I can be soft WHAT AM I ?
WATER!
How do you make a tissue dance ?
put a little boogie in it !!
Why was 6 afraid of 9 on new years eve
because 9,8,7
What is at the end of the rainbow?
W
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner ??
A stamp
why couldn't the teddy bear move??
because he was stuffed