I Think You Should Guess
Sarcastic Processes
Aloha Means Hello and Goodbye
I wanna go surfing
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100

A guy insists he didn't crash the hot dog-shaped car into a store, despite this piece of wearable evidence.

What is a hot dog costume?

100

Oh, absolutely, the fastest way to get great customer service is to do this while yelling into the phone.

What is ask to speak to the manager?

100

This homonym in English can mean "a part of a tree" or "to give someone the chance to speak"

What is "branch"?

100

This island is considered the birthplace of modern surfing, with legendary surf sports like Waikiki Beach.

What is Oahu?

100

Route 66, known as the "Main Street of America," begins in this Illinois city.

What is Chicago?

200

A guy gets mad in a meeting when he's told he can't do this thing with his shirt - because it makes him look "unprofessional".

What is leaving the tags on?

200

In this Disney cartoon, this character says, "I'm surrounded by idiots"

Who is Scar (The Lion King)

200

In Spanish, this word means both "a place of residence" and "to remain in a certain state". It's also a bar in Tempe.

What is "casa"?

200

The sport of surfing became an Olympic event for the first time in this year.

What is 2020?

200

Illinois is nicknamed this, thanks to a tall guy with a top hat.

What is the Land of Lincoln?

300
In one sketch, a haunted house becomes very adult after this magical time when "anything goes".

What is 8 PM?

300

"Awesome! Can't wait!" says Vaughn after having to drive to this city twice in one week to get a mandatory evaluation for work. 

What is Yuma?

300

In Japanese, this word can mean both "hello" and "goodbye," making it perfect for both greetings and farewells.

What is "sayonara"?

300

This island is the fourth largest in Hawaii and is known for its scenic beauty, including the famous Na Pali Coast.

What is Kauai?

300

This spooky-sounding prison in Joliet once held criminals and was famously featured in “The Blues Brothers.”

What is the Old Joliet Prison?
400

In a sketch about a focus group, an older man goes rogue, criticizing a car because it doesn't this feature, or snacks.

What is a steering wheel that doesn't fly off when you're driving (or a place to hang your lunch)

400

Oh yeah, definitely no need to double check this type of calculation - after all , what's the worst that could happen? A bridge falls?

What is a load-bearing (or structural) calculation?

400

This word can mean "a musical instrument" or "a type of container used to control the flow of liquid"

What is a drum?

400

Surfers (and similarily, snowboarders) often perform this maneuver, where they ride along the face of the wave and attempt to get as close to the breaking part of the wave as possible. 

What is carving?

400

Illinois borders this many states.

What is 6?

500
After leaving an interview, which way does Tim Robinson's character insist the door opens?

What is "it goes both ways"?

500

This sarcastic wizard said, "There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor" 

Who is Harry Potter?

500

In English, this word can mean "a document with a legal effect" or "to formally request someone's opinion". 

What is "petition"?

500

This type of wave, considered ideal for surfing, breaks cleanly and allows surfers to ride for longer distances along the wave face.

What is point break?

500

The Chicago River is famously dyed green for St. Patrick’s Day — but this feat of engineering in 1900 reversed its flow.

What is the construction of the Chicago Sanitary and Ship Canal?