Christmas Miracles
Silly Silly songs
I don't think anyone likes these
More 70s/80s
Sung by real people
Non silly songs in show
100
"I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, from the bottom of my heart"
Feliz Navidad
100
"But there's a secret i've been hidin I can't keep it no more, there's a thing about himself he's never told you before"
Bellybutton
100
"There's no one like you, you're so easy to talk to, it's agreed all we need, is punctuated conversation with brief abbreviation"
Best friends forever
100
"Sometimes in our lives, we all have pain, we all have sorrow, but if we are wise, we know that there's always tomorrow
Lean on me
100
Charile Daniels: "Climbin' up the mountain where the eagles are born, Runnin' through the desert just ahead of the storm, Swimmin' 'cross the river, jumpin' through the trees, Rollin' down the canyon, stirring up the breeze"
Minnesota cuke theme song
100
"Have you ever seen a boy with funny clothes, A girl with braces on her teeth or freckles on her nose"
I can be your friend
200
"The little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head, The stars in the sky looked down where he lay"
Away in a manger
200
"And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lockwith a crowbar, and I had to spend the next six weeks in a lip rehab, with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip, and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week, cause both of our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spook polish, and I only knew like three words in polish except now I know four because Oscar taught the word for lip, USTA"
Love my lips
200
"Father and I went down to camp, Along with Cap'n Goodwin, The men and boys all stood around
As thick as hasty puddin"
Yankee doodle
200
"Everybody's doin a brand new dance now"
Loco-Motion
200
Matthew West ft. Amy Grant: "What if I told you, you have the power, To give someone hope beyond their wildest dreams? What if I told you, it's right there in your hands? In your hands"
Give this christmas away
200
"It's plain to see, your brains are very small, To think walking, will be knocking down our wall"
Keep walking
300
"Round more virgin mother and child, holy infant so tender and mild, Sleep in heavenly peace, Sleep in heavenly peace"
Silent night
300
"Whether, whether, whether, whether Whether you like it or not, Weather, weather, weather, weatherWeather is cold, warm and hot"
School house polka
300
"Take these bricks, lay them straight, I work fast, I don't have to wait, Built on mud, it looks just great"
Solid stuff
300
"All the old paintings on the tomb they do the sande dance don't you know, if they move too quick (oh-way-oh) they're falling down like a domino"
Walk like an egyptian
300
Wynonna: "You could be super brilliant, Explain the biggest mysteries, You could give all your money, To find it didn't mean a thing, The only reason we get our gift, Is the reason that we give"
It's about love
300
"And if you need refrigerators, To keep extra mashed potaters, Or a giant air compressor, To blow fruit flies off your dresser, Or a dehydrated strudel, Or a nose ring for your poodle, Or a five pound can of tuna, And some flippers to go scuba"
Salesmunz rap (Stuffmart rap)
400
"They looked up and saw a star, Shining in the east beyond them far, And to the earth it gave great light
And so it continued both day and night"
The first noel
400
"Well, I keep a little turtle at my Uncle & my Aunt's,
My auntie's name is Myrtle, & my island turtle's name is Lance, He doesn't wander far, even if he gets the chance, He just plays his ukulele & he does the hula dance!"
Lance the turtle
400
I'll play my music sing my songs, One day I'll be discovered, The crowds will cheer, I'll live the life for me that's like no other
Right where I belong
400
Oh keep smiling, keep shining, knowing you can always count on me for sure
That's what friends are for
400
Owl City ft, Toby Mac: "Here's a gift card for your new winter coat, 'Cause the backyard is covered with snow, And the sleigh rides, they don't cost a cent, Yeah, it's Christmas time again"
Light of christmas
400
"I wanted to be happy, I thought it was the way, but it weren’t!"
The selfish song
500
"Now when I was a seeker, I sought both night and day, I asked the lord to help me, and he showed me the way"
Go tell it on the mountain
500
"The stick-pads have lost there stick, do you remember when the rubber bands were in their place"
Where have all the staplers gone
500
"Ankles, elbows, feet, and seat, feet and seat, Ankles, elbows, feet, and seat, feet and seat,"
AND
Does your stem grow high? Does it reach up to the sky? Does it wrinkle when it's wet? Does it straighten when it's dry?
Have to get both or it doesn't count
Medley: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes/Do your ears hang low
500
"Don't need money don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train"
The power of love
500
Francesca Battistelli: "Lost your way, and you don't know how it happened, So much time you wasted chasing satisfaction, Seems like there's nowhere else to go, Please, I wish that you would come home"
You never are
500
"There's a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in"
The hole in the bottom of the sea