Poorly Described Book Plots
A famous movie star got married to a bunch of men, despite the fact the love of her life was a woman, and gives an exclusive recounting of her life to a journalist.
What is The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo?
Sabtucker.
What is The Goal?
"But there are much worse games to play."
What is Mockingjay?
Can't Catch Me Now by Olivia Rodrigo.
What is The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes?
Suki Waterhouse stuns as this character in the Prime adaption of Daisy Jones and the Six.
Who is Karen Sirko?
A woman catches her husband cheating on her, so she plans to frame him for her murder.
What is Gone Girl?
Christiangianna.
What is The Maddest Obsession?
"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
What is Animal Farm?
Yellow Flicker Beat by Lorde.
What is Mockingjay?
Not only did this Shakespearan play inspire the film "10 Things I Hate About You," but also Julia Quinn's The Viscount Who Loved Me.
What is Taming of the Shrew?
A sci-fi retelling of Cinderella where she's a cyborg.
What is Cinder?
Aaronlina.
What is The Spanish Love Deception?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
What is The Great Gatsby?
Carolina by Taylor Swift.
What is Where the Crawdads Sing?
This former neurosurgeon turns to magic to heal his hands after a car crash.
Who is Dr. Strange?
The novel opens with a woman declaring she'll get the flowers herself, only to end at a party after a man commits suicide.
What is Mrs. Dalloway?
Coballoway.
What is Kiss the Sky?
"There was some open space between what he knew and what he tried to believe, but nothing could be done about it, and if you can't fix it, you've got to stand it."
What is "Brokeback Mountain"?
Sidelines by Phoebe Bridgers.
What is Conversations with Friends?
This quintessential young adult novel opens with "When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home."
What is The Outsiders?
Dracula starts an abusive polycule.
What is A Dowry of Blood?
Baydare.
What is The Art of Falling for You?
"His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead."
What is "The Dead"?
Beating Heart by Ellie Goulding.
What is Divergent?
To get his girl back after the third act breakup in this romance novel, Alex sings her a song---regrettably.
What is Twisted Love?