Crimes & Degeneracy
What is running a red light?
The person who has the most beautiful eyes ever
Who is Tori?
Tori's Lord and Savior
Who is Jesus Christ?
The genre of music that Tori would only teach to if she could
What is House?
Tori's favorite color
What is depends on the week?
Other acceptable answers: Literally any color ever
How many fender benders Tori has been in
What is three?
The reality TV show full of gays and lying that Tori cannot stop binging
What is Traitors?
The person who led Tori to the Lordt
Who is my mom?
The figure in Tori's dance career that gave her most of her trauma
Who is her childhood dance teacher
The better Boersma
Who is Isla Sage Boersma?
Lol you thought the answer was Tori
The reason Tori got arrested
What is theft?
From a Walmart. Who does that?
The undiagnosed disability Tori has that causes her to be unable to spell
What is Dyslexia?
The age Tori was when she got baptized in the name of Jesus H. Christ our Lord and Savior
What is 19?
The worldwide dance and acrobatics company that Tori made it to the last round before she was cut (Still insanely impressive)
What is Cirque du Soleil?
The store that Tori is convinced she always need to go for things like snacks for a party but never ends up just buying snacks
What is Target?
A Schedule I drug that Tori has done
Can you believe I married a druggie?
What is Cocaine?
What are parasites?
The false religion that Tori joined for 9 months
What is Mormonism? #soaking
The dance company that Tori really wanted to join but COVID crushed her hopes and dreams
What is Jacob Jonas?
Tori wanted to be this in 3rd grade
What is an FBI agent?
The casino game Tori and her friends played in Vegas to get enough bail money to get their friend out of jail
What is Blackjack?
The family member of Tori's who died of cancer, then days later SWAT raided her parents home because because they didn't know they were dead, and it turned out this person was part of an online pedophile ring and had been living at her parents using their wifi which is how SWAT tracked him.
Who is her uncle?
The book Tori read in jail (lol) that struck her with the fear of the Lord.
What is the Shack?
Tori was in this major celebrities music video that never got released. Who was the major celebrity?
Who is Justin Bieber?
The language that Tori's lip tattoo is in
What is French?