Andross
Star Fox 64
Accolade wanted this mascot to be a frontrunner, but his 3D platforming game on the PS1 featured tank controls and was a disaster.
Bubsy
It's the first one you thought of, and the lowest point of Ocarina Of Time.
Water Temple
Companion Cube
Portal
This console does, what Nintendon't. Too bad the sales didn't do what Nintendo'd.
Sega Genesis
These are the three branches of the US Government
Legislative, Executive, Judicial
Kefka
Final Fantasy 3/6
This Crystal Dynamics created sharp tongued gecko fell out of style as quickly as he appeared.
Gex
The water levels in this SNES title may have been boring, but they provided some of the best music gaming has even seen.
Donkey Kong Country
Pip Boy
Fallout
The Ad for this console featured a creepy crying baby doll in a blank white room.
Playstation 3
The US has one president, one hundred senators, and this many congresspeople.
435
Smithy
Super Mario RPG
This rhyming opossum was supposed to be an alternative to Sonic, but despite his name, he wasn't cool enough to survive.
Awesome Possum
Another water level from Ocarina of Time, this time it's in the belly of a fish!
Jabu Jabu's Belly
Keyblade
Kingdom Hearts
This unpopular handheld made bilboards of a white woman holding a black woman's face with the tagline, "White Is Coming." Oof...
PSP
He was the first president to send an email
Bill Clinton
The Archdemon
Dragon Age Origins
Nintendo has Mario, Sony has Astrobox, and Xbox has... This feline failure?
Blinx The Cat
This water level in Sonic 3 practically requires you to use the bubble shield
Hydrocity Zone
Gravity Gun
Half Life 2
This PS1 game had a Zombie Pizza Hut Tie In
Resident Evil 2
He was our fourth president
James Madison
The Demon King Fomortiis
Fire Emblem Sacred Stones
Epic Megagames mascot was PC exclusive, and with its third game being canceled abruptly, it's no surprise things never took off for this rabbit
Jazz Jackrabbit
On this NES game, players must navigate electric seaweed and defuse eight bombs, but it's nearly impossible!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Masamune
Final Fantasy 7 (Sephiroth's Sword)
This horror game's tagline was "Your Mom Will Hate This." Well, I loved it!
Dead Space 2
This is the third item on the Bill of Rights
Prohibits the forced quartering of soldiers in private homes