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Mario and Luigi must team up with there greatest enemies of all, the weird Ubisoft mascots.
What is Mario + Rabbits: Kingdom Battle?
My lizard riding a T-Rex attacked their raciest elf on a dragon but was shot at by the dwarf's gatling cannons. So I had the rats launch a nuke.
What is Total War: Warhammer?
Makers of Hi-Fi Rush, Tango Game Works.
Who is Microsoft?
He's wearing 1000 lbs of power armor plus two guns.
Yes
And you want to give him a grappling hook?
Yes
Who is Master Chief?
Man loses arm due to girlfriends spelunking hobby.
What is The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom?
Man I love all these characters from these Colour+animal themed groups! I sure hope a three way war doesn't break out and they all end up killing each other!
What is Fire Emblem: Three Houses?
The canon ending to this game is that you lost and need to miss 95% chances to hit the aliens in the sequel.
What is X-Com?
Laid off 30% of the Toys for Bob staff, markers of the Crash Bandicoot remakes.
Who is Microsoft?
For his neutral special, he wields a GUN
Who is Joker?
Outdated Norton Anti-Virus leaded to Keanu Reeves pop-ups.
What is Cyberpunk 2077?
Flavio, Professor Frankly, Punio, and an egg from the hotdog stand all kind of help you.
What is Paper Mario: the Thousand Year Door?
Questions from the reddit forums.
"Can I make myself and the Pope gay in a year?"
"What are the benefits of marrying my daughter in comparison to my sister or mother?"
"Is there anyway to stop democracy in Europe?"
"Can satan give me my balls back?"
What is Crusader Kings?
After making Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2, they were rewarded by being completely folded into this company to make Call of Duty DLC.
Who is Activision (now owned by Microsoft)?
These funny voiced little guys use guns and homing missiles to kill each other. And exploding bananas, sheep and grandmothers.
What is The Worms?
Opening crates and screaming obscenities in Russian.
What is Counter Strike?
Enjoy the adventures of Price, Soap, Ghost and Makarov in this trilogy.
What is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare?
Come visit Cairo! We've got the Pyramids, Machu Picchu, the Great Wall and the Sydney Opera House!
What is Civilization?
After buying another developer for 68.7 billion, they celebrated by laying off 1,900 employees.
Who is Mircosoft?
Mick Gordon soundtrack for this game was so good it created a music genre called Argent Metal.
What is Doom?
Various UK accents shouting a lot and fusion dancing into robots.
What is Xenoblade Chronicles 3?
Half of this room has played this 2023 RPG with Ravenguard, Cliffgate, Dekarios, Jenevelle Hallowleaf, Of K'liir, Baenre, Silverbough and Ancunin.
What is Baulder's Gate 3?
The to most popular mods to this WW2 sim are Fallout: Old world Blues and the incredibly detailed and lore heavy My Little Pony: Equestria at War.
What is Hearts of Iron 4?
In the last 2 years closed Volition (Saints Row), Free Radical (Time Splitters), Square Enix Montreal, sold Gear Box (Boarderlands) to Take-Two and spilt up to place it's 1.3 billion dollars of debt onto the makers of Catan and Ticket to Ride, which is due May 2025.
Who is the Embracer Group?
and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds.
Who is the Heavy Weapons Guy?
Everybody gangster till the sky starts singing in Latin.
What is Ace Combat 7?