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We have interplanetary travel and teleportation but are most valuable items are a bee hive and a cash register from the 50's.
What is Lethal Company?
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What is Blue Prince?
This game company is no longer going to be printing physical discs, despite making fun of XBOX trying to do it ONE CONSOLE GENERATION AGO!
Who is Sony?
Man in this character is showing up everywhere these days. The FF7 remakes, Magic the Gathering, the Italian state Senate hearings and now Street Fighter 6!
Who is Tifa Lockheart?
I picked this up for next to nothing before Nintendo announced it. And by announced I mean a 15 second picture of a map and a blond kid sleeping on a bed.
What is The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?
A game where you must Retrieve and Extract with items to create Profit for you next Operation. Saying it out makes it seem real close to the 100 point question.
What is R.E.P.O?
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What is Cyberpunk 2077?
Nintendo spent 40 million dollars suing this game. They took out the ball throwing so Nintendo only got 30K payout.
What is Palworld?
No games are coming out in November thanks to this 13 year in the making sequel.
What is GTA 6?
This game lets you race against giant robots in Japan and introduces the greatest villain of our era, bowie knife99.
What is Forza Horizon 6?
Okay just paint yourself brown and hide in the toilet, lets get it all out of our system first.
What is Meccha Chameleon?
mmsm: Prtt Drby
What is Umamusume: Pretty Derby?
It was the biggest announcement of this years video game awards, it lasted 45 days. Good luck remembering its name even though it's just a synonym for Overwatch.
What is Highgaurd?
This survival game fully released in 2025 after spending over 12 years in early access. Which according to the title means you should have died 623 times.
What is 7 Days to Die?
Before releasing Mina the Hollower this year Yacht Club games made this platformer no ones ever heard of. Something about gardening after dark? I don't know.
What is Shovel Knight?
98% screaming, begging and plotting revenge on your friends both in game and out. Then like 2% golf.
What is Super battle Golf?
Spr Mr Prty Jmbr
What is Super Mario Party Jamboree?
This $1600 slightly worse the a PS5 is going to revolutionise the PC market! When its not giving fake red line of death overheating warnings.
What is the Steam Machine?
The remake of the sixth entry in this franchise just came out. Despite the fact that is has number 4 in the title and that they already made the clearly superior game Skull and Bones.
What is Assassins Creed?
The newest in the Dadslop gerira, where a child who is not a Megaman reference restlessly pushes AI art on you insisting that it is her own.
What is Pragmata?
This game name is also its description, featuring a concert by BBO$ and IronMouse.
What is PEAK?
ssssn's Crd dss
What is Assassin's Creed Odyssey?
The new XBOX was going to integrate this AI software at every level, then only at some parts, then not at all. Then we had to layoff 4,800 people and close 5 studios because they spent to much money on it.
What is Copilot?
The two most notable characters in the seventh entry of this fighter jet franchise are the dog that's just a jpg and Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage.
What is Ace Combat 7?
I counter picked this betting it would be bad. Do you really expect Nintendo to have netcode anywhere need good enough to do a 4 player coop FromSoft game?
What is The DuskBloods?