"Look at all those ___!"
chickens
"Road Work Ahead? ______"
"Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!"
"Zach, stop! Zach, stop, you're gonna get in trouble!"
Some dude is seen kicking, then subsequently surrounded by police
"Get to Taco Bell, they got a new thing called fre sha voca do!"
"Get to Del Taco, they got a new thing called fre sha voca do!"
"Perhaps it is the context that words are spoken in that give them the power of meaning. _____"
"I LOVE YOU, DOG!!!!"
"Stop! I coulda dropped my ___!"
croissant
"When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is..."
"Walk ~awayayayay~"
*Careless Whisper plays*
A man whips around on a scooter in slow motion
"Can I get a pancake? Can I please get a pancake?"
"Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?"
"There's a mushroom on your shirt." "_____"
"Aw, I'm a failure!"
So is it any wonder that people are afraid of ____?"
technology
"Who am I? Let's go to the beach! Beach! _____"
"Ninki Minjaj..."
"Kevin! Kevin, watch the light, dude!"
Kevin shatters a light with a pillow
"There's only one thing worse than a murderer... boom." "A child!" "No."
"There's only one thing worse than a rapist... boom." "A child!" "No."
"Bring the beat in!" "______"
"Anything for you, mama Yonce!"
"Mother trucker, dude! That hurt like a ___ on a stick!"
buttcheek
"I'm Michael Jordan. _______"
"Stop it. Get some help."
"Two shots of vodka..."
A woman pours WAY more than two shots of vodka into a shaker
"Mascara in my Valentino white bag?"
"Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?"
"Chris, is that a weed? _____"
"I'm calling the police!"
"Welcome to ___, we're all children of Jesus."
Bible study
"If there are any spirits here tonight, tell me..."
"Does this sound like Shakira?"
"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"
A dog makes horrible noises while being yelled at
"Where do you wanna get a healthy snack, Samantha?"
"Where do you wanna get a healthy snack, Rebecca?"
"No off-topic questions. Because I don't want to. No, there... no. Permission denied. That's an off-topic question, next. _____"
"You have been stopped."