food
quoted too much
people
100

Hi welcome to

Chili's

100

two bros chillin in the hot tub

five feet apart cause they're not gay

100

country boyyy

i love youuu

200

hurricane katrine? more like...

hurricane tortilla

200

road work ahead?

well yeah i sure hope it does

200

Hi my name's Trey and...

I got a basketball game tomorrow

300

Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called...

FREESHAVACA DO

300

whoever threw that paper

your mom's a hoe

300

what up I'm jared, I'm 19 and 

never (f*cking) learned how to read

400

Girl you're thicker than...

a bowl of oatmeal

400

who's the hottest uber driver you've ever had? i never went to...

oovoo saver

400

wait oh yes wait a minute 

mr. postman

500

AHH stahhp. I coulda dropped mah...

croissant

500

lebron james, lebron james, lebron james, lebron james

lebron james

500

I'm in me mums car

vroom vroom