When frightened, a man could drop one of these baked goods that come from France
What is his croissant?
Look at all those...
What are Chickens
This person is 19 and yet he still cant read number 19 aloud for the class
Who is Jared
This singing group is bring awesome back, and telling these silly girlies that...
What is Kidz Bop
Yeah I actually gave my dog swim lessons.
That's cool dude, my dog gave me swim lessons
What?
He's a lifeguard
Who is Josh Kennedy
If your an Indian kid at a spelling bee you may be asked to spell this word, starting with ir
What is iridosiclitis
Hey, I'm lesbian
I thought you were...
What is American
If Josh's grades get too low, he will be deprived of this medical treatment
What is a tetanus shot
This woman fell and made all the frickin cookies fall on the floor
Who is Gram Gram
People say you can't achieve your dreams without college, well I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger
Who is quensidilla
This hurricane was named after a bag of tortilla chips fell down on a white boy who's bad at pronouncing words.
What is hurricane tortilla
Girl you're thicker than a...
What is a bowl of oatmeal
Josh's mother showed up to his birthday party but only to do this and leave
What is take a shit
This woman want's to know what your favorite dinner food is
Who is Chelsea
So how did you take down Captian america?
Ve shot him in ze leg because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is a idiot
Who is Patrick William Charlton
Being handed an empty soda can prompted a girl to yell this phrase as she threw it down a hallway filled with students
What is "this bitch empty, yeet"
Have you ever had a dreams that that you, um, you had, you, you wou, you could, you do, you wi, you wants, you, you could do, so you, you do, you could, you, you want him...
What is to do you so much you could do anything
Josh started a kick-starter to put this person down after they pushed him
Who is his brother
If your son is a hell of a beat boxer he might have this neurological disorder
What is Tourettes
I just wanted to go to the bathroom, but now I'm so confused. Am I a woomf? Am I a WOOMF?
Who is Liza Koshy
A white teenage boy with no shirt on welcomes you to this resturaunt
What is Chilli's?
I'm washing me and... bitch
What are clothes
After being diagnosed with cool guy syndrome, Josh had to take this medication
What is Adderall
This oddly-named camper's father knows god
Who is Chakka Oofka
Father of my country, more like father of my children, George Washington was such a babe
Who is Chloe Lmao