Ms. Keisha... Ms. KEISHA, oh my fuckin god, she fuckin dead
*cat continuously sneezes* *In Da Club is playing in the background*
I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL... Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME
"Dad look, it's the good kush..." This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
"I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag..." YOU SPILLED WHACGBGDSFJEH LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG
Mother Trucker dude... that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
"Is this allowed? What the fuck, is that allowed?" Stop.
From the Manatee County Fair: Linda Crason, ABC 7... would you not eat my pants? AAHHH