Iconic Vines
vines that butter my egg roll
vines that watered my crops
vines that cured my depression
vines that toast my buns
100
and they were roommates

what is, oh my god they were roommates?

100

This is for the pain

what is shawty I know, mY-?

100
LET'S MCFREAKIN LOSE IT

what is, GET OUT OF YOUR MIND, GET OUT OF YOUR MIND

100

Uh you can't sit with us, actually Megan I can't sit anywhere

what is, I have hemorrhoids

100

Somebody at our prom has been killed, please help

what is, please calm down we don't want a panic at the disco?

200

Road work ahead

What is, uh yeah I sure hope is does?

200

Merry Christmas

what is it's chriman, merry crisis, merry Chrysler?

200

oh, _____, _____, _____ watch the light dude, watch the light

who is Kevin?

200

BOO, AAAH stop I could've dropped my _________

what is a croissant?

200

can I get a ______, can I please get a ______

what is a waffle?

300

look at all those ________

what are chickens?

300

What up I'm _____, I'm 19 and I never learned how to read

Who is Jared?

300

CHRIS IS THAT A WEED, no it's a crayon

What is, I'M CALLING THE POLICE, 911 what's your emergency?

300

no off-topic questions, because I don't want to. no the-no, permission denied

what is, that's an off-topic question, next, you have been stOPPED?

300

WELCOME TO BIBLE STUDY WE ARE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS

what is, KUMBAYA MY LORD

400

Hi welcome to ______

what is Chilis?

400

Dad look it's the good kush

What is, this is the dollar store how good can it be?

400

I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH KAITLYNN YESTERDAY, R-REBECCA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

what is, I WON'T HESITATE- *gun shot*

400

Hey so my brother pushed my, so I'm starting a kick starter to put him down

what is, the benefit of killing him is I will get pushed way less?

400

Who am I? let's go to the beach beach

Who is Ninki Minjaj?

500

q, r, cookie monster

what is Kermit jumps off a roof?

500

put that candy back I'm not buying you all that mess

what is, oh, try me?

500

There is only one thing worse than a rapist, boom

what is, a child. nO-

500

So basically what I was thinking was

what is, ah frick I can't believe you've done this?

500

Oh sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich

What is, go back to sleep and starve?