Vines that I think about at 3 AM
Vines that I covered with chocolate
Vines that baptize me
Vines that can annihilate Thanos
Vines that stop coronavirus
200

Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal 

What is DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

200

Uh you can't sit with us. actually Megan, I can't sit anywhere, I have 

What is HEMORRHOIDS 

200

I want a church girl that go to church

What is AND READ YOUR BIBLE!!!

200

Don't funk with me

what is I have the power of God and anime on my side AHHHHH

200

I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing

What is But you DIDN'T

400

Hey how much you pay for that taco

What is Ay you know this boy got his free taco *slip* *laugh*

400

Can I get a waffle

What is Can I please get a waffle

400

YAHH! AHH, STOP I'm gonna drop my

What is croissant *laugh*

400

There's only one thing worst than a rapist, boom

What is A child, No

400

Hey how much money do you have? Uh 69 cents. Uh you know what that means

What is I don't have enough money for chicken nugget

600

I love myself

What is Even though I look like a BURNT chicken nugget, I still love myself

600

Well life gives you

What is Lemons *Thomas the tank engine theme*

600

*GUNSHOT* *CLING x8* THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T 

What is FUNKIN LOVE YOU *Laugh*

600

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN

What is I can't swim

600

Hey how y'all- *Dog noises* AAAHHH, GET YOUR FUNKING DOG BI-

What is It don't bite. YES HE DO GET THE

800

AHH funk

What is I cawn't believe you've done this

800

Dad look it's the Good Kush

What is This is the dollar store, how good can it be

800

Ms. Keisha Ms. Keisha Ms. Keisha

What is Oh my funking dog she funking dead

800

Hi

What is Okay

800

And they were roommates 

What is My dog they were roommates

1000

Road work ahead

What is Uh yeah, I sure hope it does

1000

If your name is Junior and you're really handsome

What is Come on raise your hand

1000

I want a Jewish girl that go to temple

What is AND READ HER TORAH!!!

1000

I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL 

What is Y'ALL NEVER GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME 

1000

Happy birthday Piiiiitch. Happy birthda- So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

What is Happy birthday? *glass shatters*