Vines 1
Vines 2
Vines 3
Vines 4
Vines 5
100

Road work ahead ______

Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does?

100

Stop! I coulda _____

dropped my croissant 

100

Hi welcome to ____

Chili’s

100

Daddy? ____

do I look like -

100

Why are you _____

runnin? Why are u runnin?

200

Ooohhhh my...____

*someone tweaking* He need some milk

200

Who is the hottest uber driver you've ever had? ____

Um I never went to oovoo javer

200

And they were roommates! ______

Oh my god they were roommates

200

I brought you frankincense ______

Thank you. And I brought you myrrh. Myrrh-dur! *Gasp* Judas! No-

200

Oh my God I love ____

Chipotle! Chipotle is ma life

300

Who ever threw that paper, ____

Your mom's a HOE!

300

Mother trucker ____

that hurt like a butcheek on a stick

300

4 female ghost busters? ___

What is The feminists are taking over! *Freeze frame* *Ghostbusters tune* I'm an adult virgin!

300

So no _____

Head? *slams phone and skateboard*

300

On all levels except physical _____

I am a wolf. Woof.

400

Ooh I like yo accent where u from? ____

I am Liberian. *whispers* Oh my bad yo I like yo accent where u from?

400

Chris! Is that a weed? ____

no it’s a crayon. I’m calling the police *dials 911 on microwave*

400

I wanna be a ____

Cowboy baby... *swings* hell yeah! I wanna be a cowboy baby!

400

Happy Christmas ____

It's Christmas! Merry Crisis. Merry Chrysler.

400

Zack stop! _____

What is zack stop! Ur gonna get in trouble! Zack! *gets arrested*

500

My name is micheal with a b, and _____

I've been afraid of insects my whol- stop, stop, stop, where? Where what? Where’s the b. There’s a bee?!

500

Welcome to bible study _____

we’re all children of Jesus. *Snorting coke* Kumbaya my lord... kumbaya!

500

Yo how much money do u have. 69 cents ____

ayy u know what that means! *teary* I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.

500

There’s only one thing worse than a _____

rapist...Boom. A child. No.

500

Jared can u read number 23 for the class? ______

No I can not. What up I’m Jared I’m 19, and I never friggin learned how to read.