Religion
When you have the power of God and this on your side, you are unstoppable.
What is anime?
When someone tells you they are a lesbian, it is appropriate to ask them this question.
What is "I thought you were American?"
When Megan won't let you sit with her and her friends, you decline your ability to sit at all by stating this.
What is "I have hemorrhoids?"
When your friend comes in and says you're gonna be late, you reply with this. Ah, ah, ah ah, ohhhh.
When they were roommates, this is your reply.
What is "Oh my God they were roommates?"
When you are disgusted, revolted, and you dedicate your entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ, you must do this.
What is begin climbing into your dryer?
When you are singing "Country boy, I love yooouuuu", you must do this right after.
What is say "Bleh?"
What is Adderall?
When a boy does a sick skateboard trick on a building, he is in this mode.
When you saw your friend hanging out with Caitlin yesterday and she tells you, Rebecca, that it's not what you think, we're gonna be doing this.
What is not hesitating, birch?
You may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of this holy man.
Who is God?
If you don't buckle down and do your work, you're gonna be working here.
What is McDonalds?
When your mom says you can't get your tetanus shot unless you get your grades up, it looks like you have to do this.
What is freaking study, I guess?
When there is no head, you must do this.
What is throw your flip phone and break your skateboard?
When there's too much drama in school, this is all you have to do.
What is walk awAYeeAYeeay?
When your Hispanic girlfriend now goes to church and is in love with Jesus, this is the man you must attack by throwing a garbage can at him.
Who is your friend Jesus?
Though many will say there is only one race, aka the human race, you must reply with this.
What is "What about NASCAR?"
When a boy fell asleep while waiting on you to make him a sandwich, it's appropriate to reply with this.
What is "Go back to sleep and starve?"
When he got an accent you like so you ask him where he's from, you say this when you learn he's Liberian.
What is "My bad, *whispering* I like your accent, where you from?"
"Let's go to the beach, beach" is a line from this singer.
Who is Nicki Minjaj?
While you are driving and experiencing Christian road rage, you must say this before pounding on your car horn.
What is "Forgive me, Lord?"
Instead of Pokémon Go, we need Pokémon Go to this place.
What is the polls?
After saying "Jello, more like Hello" and sucking on a cube of Jello, you'll be doing this.
When your name is Jared and you're 19, you never learned how to do this.
What is freakin read?
When you see a relatable meme that asks "Who else does this?", it is best to reply with this.
What is "Ahaha, I do that...?"