TORCH
Meningoencephalitis with vesicular skin lesions, especially on the scalp
HSV
Causes widened QRS waves, tented T waves
Hyperkalaemia
A text theorem
Methotrexate
Anti-CCP
Rheumatoid arthritis
Tuberculosis
chorioretinitis, diffuse intracranial calcifications, hydrocephalus, but at least they won't be scared of cats
Toxoplasmosis
Caused by Addison's disease, SIADH, liver failure and many more
Hyponatraemia
Sinful azaleas
sulfasalazine
Scl-70
Scleroderma
Ceftriaxone and azithromycin
Severe pneumonia
Blueberry muffin rash, cardiac defects, cataracts and cochlear defects
Rubella
Causes bone pain, nausea, kidney stones and psychiatric disturbances
Hypercalcaemia
A phat ionizer
Azathioprine
Anti-cardiolipin, lupus anticoagulant, anti-beta2 glycoprotein I
Ceftriaxone and dexamethasone
Meningitis
Microcephaly, sensorineural hearing loss and chorioretinitis
CMV
Patients with this electrolyte abnormality will give you salacious little wink if you tap on their cheeks
Hypocalcaemia
Maxi-bruit
Rituximab
Anti-endomysial antibody, anti-tissue transglutaminase antibodies
Coeliac disease
Benzylpenicillin, flucloxacillin and gentamicin
Infective endocarditis
Saddle nose, Hutchinson teeth, skeletal abnormalities and a whole lot more
Syphilis
Think tremors, tetany, cramps and migraines
Hypomagnesaemia
Phoney Camelot
Anti-PLA2R
Membranous nephropathy
Zidovudine, abacavir and nevirapine, for example
HIV