Five-letter Words
This 2 mana red removal spell won't leave the creature behind in the graveyard.
Torch
Delete
14.55%
Grand Orator
Prithite
Ardleby Gatekeeper
Soldier
A stalker that really hates you
Scornful Pursuit
HOD contains many of these noble families.
House
2.34%
Hymn to Creation
Era
Lifelighter
Knight
Being elected by a close margin, or a +1/+0 buff that only lasts for 1 turn.
Tenuous Empowerment
This colorless planeswalker technically has a 5 letter name.
Mx-04
Call of the Rose
Ajha
Wulfric Hook, Lord of Ends
Warrior
Being beheaded by a guillotine, or jumping off a cliff
Abrupt Death
This insect will serve you well as sacrifice fodder.
Ditto
Apostle Entheate
5.19%
Ruler of None
Cruelean
Royal Seeker
Warrior
Your uncle who's begun to listen to anti-woke podcasts
Awakened Reactionary
DAILY DOUBLE
Coven
Outlands Pathwarden
4.94%
Shadow Sultan
Irticull
Symbiotic Host
Knight
Your friend who's recently caught covid