Harness
The year Harness was created
What is 2016?
What is a chimpanzee?
99% of SREs say they have trouble creating and defining these
What are SLOs?
The company Jayson last worked for
What is Tanium?
"Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69"
Who is Elon Musk?
The number of modules you can try for free with Harness
What is 8?
This Bird can fly backwards
What is a Hummingbird?
This role is higher than being a Vice President at FinTech Companies - unlike other industries
What is a Director?
The place Jayson grew up
What is Thousand Oaks, CA?
"We all self-conscious. I’m just the first to admit it."
Who is Kanye West?
Harness's current employee count
What is 772 people?
This animal was domesticated 9,500 years ago
What is a cat?
This company misused feature flags and it cost them $440 million
Who is Knight Capital?
What is nonexistent? (He didn't)
“If it’s flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft"
Who is Snoop Dog?
Harness was valued at this amount ($) during the series D of funding
What is $3.7 billion?
This animal doesn't have a brain
What is a starfish?
The #1 most common cybersecurity attack that causes data breaches
What are application attacks?
Jayson's favorite BBQ
"You shouldn't do things differently just because they're different. They have to be better.”
Who is Elon Musk?
The position of Courtney Adams at Harness
What is Sr. Manager of Procurement?
This marine mammal has 3 hearts
What is an octopus?
These are the four key DevOps Metrics
What are Cycle Times (Change lead time), Deployment Frequency, Change Failure Rate, and MTTR
Jayson's T.R.A.C.E.S. of success
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“The more medicated the more dedicated”
Who is Snoop Dog