Parents
Complete the Dad-ism: Son of a _________ _____
Fatherless dog
What are the names of Kristen's coworkers who teach with her on the 5th grade team?
Eric and Shawn
What is the name of the priest at Jennifer's church in Delaware?
Father Ed
What is the name of Isabel's art teacher?
Mr. Jacobson
What was Lisa's kindergarten class called
Yellow birds
In Mom's original song entitled "I Love My Isa, Yes I Do," Mom compares her love for Isabel to her love for what fictional character?
Scooby Doo
What was Kristen's soccer number when she was on the POB Cyclones?
27
What was Jennifer's soccer number when she was on the Dix Hills Panthers?
12
What sickness did Isabel have when Dad screamed "If you cry, you die"?
Croup
What was Lisa's dance costume for her recital at Carolyn's Dance Center?
Hawaiian hula girl
Where does Dad go every Wednesday?
Phoenix Comics and Collectibles (Burger King is also an acceptable answer)
How many own goals did Kristen score in her soccer career?
2
What song did Dad sing when Diane Pager didn't play Jennifer and it had costly results during a soccer game?
"It's Too Late to Apologize" by One Republic
What is the name of the boy that Isabel kissed in kindergarten?
Douglas
When all 4 Wallach daughters had frogs, Kristen's frog was named Spot, Jennifer's frog was named Speckle, and Isabel's frog was named Todd. What was the name of Lisa's frog?
Froggy
What was the name of Mom's coworker known for saying "Just you wait"?
Donna
Who was the princess on Kristen's infamous sparkly turtleneck?
Sleeping Beauty
What brand sweatshirt did Jennifer lose when she was younger and what color was it?
What did Isabel name her turtle on the day it died?
Jerry
What song did Lisa sing at NYSSMA?
"My Favorite Things"
What did Mom say to Dad when Dad asked her to marry him?
"Are you kidding me?"
What item did Kristen choose to donate to Parkway Elementary School on behalf of her class when she was 4th grade president?
A basketball hoop
What was the most amount of money that Jennifer ever won during a soccer tournament? How many goals did she score?
She scored 19 goals and earned 95 USD
When Isabel got poison ivy as a young child, what was the remedy that Dr. Gunsberger suggested and was carried out by the family?
Taking Isabel to the beach during a cold month of the year and throwing buckets of freezing salt water on her
When Lisa was younger, she ran her sneakers into the ground in the process of using what mode of transportation? (You must say the mode of transportation the way that Baby Lisa said it.)
Her Dora "tar"