While you can no longer ride this attraction in a US Disney Park, you can still find your laughing place in Tokyo Disneyland.
Splash Mountain
"Don't tell him Carlos,..."
"...don't be chicken."
1. 0:21
Main Street (Fortuosity)
This character has seen a resurgence in popularity after originally being used for the mascot of the then-titled Florida Project
Orange Bird
The former name of the largest merchandise location in EPCOT
Mouse Gear
This was the original name for the ride, before it was changed for it changed to tie in with a movie from the year 2000.
Countdown To Extinction
"Please stand clear of the closing doors...."
"Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas."
2. 12:04
Toy Story Land
This character has been brought to life by a pair of Imagineers who are mother and daughter.
Madame Leota
Once Bobby's favorite store, this location is now a third of what it used to be.
Once Upon A Toy
This attraction brought you directly into a catastrophe, and also thanked you for being a friend
Backlot Tour Express
"Do you remember how easy it was to learn you ABCs?..."
"Thank the Phoenicians, they invented them."
3. 0:13
Galaxy's Edge
Originally voiced by Phil Hartman, this character was not great at his tech job.
S.I.R.
This store used to be owned by Mickey, and stopped selling its titular product.
Star Traders
Despite being gone for 50 years, the name of this attraction and its main character can still be heard in the land it originally resided.
Flight to the Moon (Mr. Tom Morrow)
"...and on to the tour that will convince you forever that..."
"..the future is truly in the past"
4. 17:22
While he no longer appears in person on his attraction, if you find this character, he might be able to cut you a really good deal.
Trader Sam
Critter Co-Op
While the new Stark Flight Lab in Disneyland is using the same technology, this attraction was Disney's first time using a KUKA arm robot.
Sum of all Thrills
"Hey! Sorry folks! I'm sure it will be better next time!..."
"...It was my first flight, and I'm still getting used to my programming!"
5. 3:53
Asia
After being abandoned, this character was stolen from the attraction in 2018
Buzzy
This store serves a dual purpose, as both a shop and an adoption agency for your ride vehicle
Windtraders