Warm up/Competency test (Paper needed)

Are you dumb

100

13²=

169

200

The chemical equation of carbon Dioxide

C0₂

300

Sqrt of 225

15

400

I am holding a 5 pound dumbell directly outwards, parallel to the floor, 3 feet away from me, in the y-direction, this is the neccessary pounds of force to maintain static equilibrium

15 lbf

500

6+3(5-1)+4²/2=

26

Duh

100

This is the closest planet to the sun

Mercury

200

a bakers dozen is most commonly known to be this amount

13

300

This sea creature has 5 arms

starfish

400

Who were the 4 big powers in world war 2 on the allies side (France does not count)

USA, USSR, UK, China

500

what do I get when I mix bleach and windex

deadly chlorine gas

You can't be serious

100

Billy has 10 cookies, you take half his cookies, John walks by and takes 2 of Billy's cookies after that, how many cookies do you have left

5 cookies

200

Billy and his dad get in a car accident, his dad dies and Billy goes to the surgery room where the doctor says, "I cant opperate on billy, he's my son!" how is this possible

Doctor is billy's mom

300

Billys dad has three sons, Snap, Crackle, ___

Billy

400

Billy lives on the 30th floor of the apartment building, everyday he takes the elevator all the way down to the ground floor to go to work, when he comes back, he goes up to the 20th floor and walks the rest of the way on the stairs, unless its raining, then he takes the elevator all the way up to the 30th, why

Billy is too short to reach the 30th floor button unless he has an umbrella

500

Billy is found dead in a field with nothing but a straw that has been cut, there are no footprints or sign of a struggle, what happened

Billy was in a hot air balloon and they had to throw over dead weight and he drew the short straw