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Whites
Negros
Jews
Mexicans
Other
100
What do atheist white people say on Christmas?
"Let's keep the "mas" in Christmas."
100
What would Martin Luther King be if he was a white male?
Alive.
100
What do you do when a Jew gets cold?
Stick him in the oven.
100
How many Mexicans does it to take to screw in a light bulb?
Juan.
100
Name one thing you can't give a black guy.
Black eye, fat lip, a job, a family larger than 3.
200
What is the only type of court where you will find one white guy surrounded by a bunch of black guys?
A basketball court.
200
What is black, white, and rolls around in the sand?
A black man and a seagull fighting over a dead fish to eat.
200
What's the main difference between a boy scout and a Jew?
A boy scout comes home from camp.
200
What do Mexicans and vending machines have in common?
They both take your money and don't work.
200
Why did this Jew joke not fit under the "Jews" category?
It was too cheap.
300
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Nothing. This is a free 300 points. You get double points if you said "reservations".
300
What is the difference between an elevator and a black man?
An elevator can raise a family.
300
What are every Jews' last words?
"It's just a shower."
300
Why was the Mexican trying to jump over a book store?
The name of the book store was "Borders."
300
What is Helen Keller's favorite book to read?
The refrigerator.
400
When is the only time one white man sees another white man in the ghetto?
When he sees him dead on the news.
400
What is really hard and long on black people?
Kindergarten.
400
How do you get a Jewish person's number?
Look at their arm.
400
How are NBA players and Mexicans alike?
They both run, jump, shoot, and steal.
400
What do you call a sleepwalking Nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
500
What do you call a white man in court?
The judge.
500
What do you call an 80-year old black guy?
Antique farm equipment.
500
Why have Nazis considered changing the planet name of Jupiter to Jewpiter?
Because Jupiter is the gas planet.
500
What do you call a Mexican baptism?
Bean dip.
500
What did the black child get for Christmas?
Your T.V.