Fears and Pet peeves
What is Maya's biggest IRRATIONAL fear?
Squirrels
Who is the princess that Maya saw that triggered a piercing scream at Disney World?
Cinderella
What is Mom's key phrase that she uses instead of WTF?
What the What??!!
Mom wears many hats (literally) and has many names. Poppa has a unique nickname for mom. Whats the nickname?
Ned
Who in the Wasserman family does not like chocolate?
Poppa
Papa
Husband #1
Max
What food makes Maya fear for her life?
Bananas AHHHHHHH
Poppa was convinced that this movie was about Jews...
Sound of Music
Hannah Says: "Moose are just obese..."?
DONKEYS
Poppa is famously known to make THE BEST??????
French Toast
How tall is Poppa?
5 "10 1/2
What kept Hannah awake at night as a kid? Specifically, what had to be done otherwise she could not sleep because her fears would take over?
Her closet door had to be shut ALL THE WAY otherwise Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy were going to come for her!!!
What is the name of the "family horse"?
A lie. A mistake. an example of a familial betrayal
a.k.a
Mint Chip
"Montana has bears and Deerfield has...?"
Liberals
Maya's favorite type of pizza is????
Ideally just a plain cheese pizza with ALLLL the dairy
BUTTTTT
its gluten-free crust with no cheese
What does Hannah perdict will happen ALL THE TIME?
predict the aliens
covid from a lab
the government watching us
ANY consipracy theory
What is one of moms biggest pet peeves?
Using the word FUNER
***note this is a word that is really in the dictonary
What year was Mom born?
1964
Who said this?
"It would be weird if you were attracted to a man in a mullet."
Hannah (when speaking to Maya)
How old was Mom turning on the day of her and Poppa's wedding?
28
What is the name of Hannah's Bedtime stuffed animal?
Bunny
What is a fear that makes Poppa's skin crawl?
Black Cats
How many diapers did Poppa change in total?
Who does Poppa say he comes from?
His black mammy
What was the name of mom's grandparents diner?
Deluxe Lunch
Please describe with as many details as possible what happended to our pesach apartment in Miami
:)