Things you didn't expect to find
What did Poppa loose in the Taxi in Israel this past year?
His black hat... butttttttt the Israeli Taxi driver had a wonderful new addition to his wardrobe
Who does Israel belong to?
THE JEWS!!!!!!
"I will go anywhere with you as long as I have my pinkidy drinkidy"
Hannah
What unfortunate events have occurred to Maya's right hand this year at school?
Name at least 3 for points
-burned the top of it on oven rack (still have scar)
-slammed thumb indoor
-closed drawer on finger
-my hand got caught between two spinny chairs sumo wrestling (all whist she was in class)
- the burning of two fingers on the onion pan (still working on fixing that)
Name 2 of Poppas recent hypochondria episodes
Heart Attack and Diabetes.
Thank HaShem almighty that none of these came to fruition
Audience members don't worry these did not happen and health professionals have been contacted
What's a food that Maya tried for the first time this year and now she loves?
Salmon and Sushi
What are Poppa's different ringtones?
Hatikva and Banjo
"You would be the last person I would call. I could be held for ransom and you still wouldn't pick up the phone"
Poppa to Maya
What happened to Maya in the middle of her final exam?
She left...scared... alone... and afraid to get sick in the bathroom during the final that her major was riding on
List all the places we have been to on vacation as a family
Israel, Lake Geneva, Timber ridge, Newton, Disney world, Tampa, New York city, Pennsylvania (Hershey Park), Montana, Niagra falls, Washington D.C., Californa- marlas wedding, Heathrow Airport, Michigan, Down Town Chicago
What monumental event took place near the mudroom this year?
The cleaning of moms desk... isn't it such a pretty view
What is Poppas biggest nightmare?
Finding out he was not adopted
"Maya you don't have to worry about that your kids will be eating grass anyway"
Hannah to Maya
What happened to Hannah on her first date?
She wiped out on the streets of New York
List as many nicknames Maya has for Hannah in the next 20 sec
Hannah
hans
Hans Christian Anderson
CHANA
CHANS
Chanalicoius
Chanalanadindong
Shnukums
Shnuks
What did Maya bring in her duffle bag on the way to Florida?
3 challahs, a sourdough loaf, peppermint cookies
What is one thing that mom would sell a limb for?
Anything related to HGTV
*about a crazy person in traffic*
_#1__: "What is this person doing?"
__#2_: "probably meth anfedomean"
Person #1: Poppa
Person #2: Hannah
What different bowel related diseases has Hannah had?
Salmonella, Ecoli, C-Diff, Norovirus
List all of mom's siblings
(MAJOR BONUS POINTS if you get them in order)
Mike, Theresa, Katie, Chris, Lisa, paul, Pete, mom, mary, andera, Carla
What is an unexpected fact about Maya that Hannah has recently learned?
That she secretly wants to live in Israel
Please act out in the next thirty seconds the typical family dinner and what our conversations look like
there's no right answer... kinda just wanted to see what you came up with
"BH. Is he aware of the importance of the service he provides? 🥃"
who said this?
Mom
What was the cause of mom's liver enzymes being off for her blood test for her recent surgery?
Duh Duh Duh .... DayQuil
Name all of the guys Hannah has either dated or talked with in the last six months
Adam, Sam, Sammy, Loui, David, Dovid, Jordan, Ezra