Snow
This state is home to both the most snowfall in a 24 hour period (75.8 in.) and the most snowfall in a calendar day (63 in.).
What is Colorado?
Venison
What is deer meat?
Willie Nelson
What is possession of Marijuana?
This is the reason we have fuses and fuse boxes.
What is so that wires do not overheat and cause a fire?
Duracell
What are batteries?
The island region of this state is the only part of the US to have never seen snow.
What is Florida (Key West)?
Albacore
What is tuna?
Martha Stewart
What is insider trading?
Each breaker in the fuse box should have one of these next to it so you know what area it controls.
What is a label?
Anheuser-Busch
What are alcoholic beverages?
It is entirely possible for it to snow even when the outside temperature is over 0OC, or this Fahrenheit.
What is 32OF?
Filet Mignon
What is beef?
Bill Cosby
What is sexual assault?
From the breaker, there are usually three wires going to outlets and electronic appliances. The black wire is the "hot" wire. The white wire is the neutral wire. The bare wire is this.
What is the ground wire?
Bose
What is audio equipment?
To classify as a blizzard, a snowstorm must have winds this fast and reduce visibility to a 1/4 mile for at least 3 hours.
What is 35 mph?
Calamari
What is squid?
OJ Simpson
What is theft (of his own memorabilia that he had to sell to pay for his attorneys when he "allegedly" was found innocent of killing his wife)?
Most common household electrical outlets are this many volts.
What is 110?
Newport
What are cigarettes?
Fake snow, sold in some stores, is actually a polymer called sodium polyacrylate that is also found in these personal care products.
What are diapers or tampons?
Moo goo gai pan
What is chicken?
Tim Allen
What is drug trafficking?
Ground Fault Circuit Interrupt (GFCI) outlets have a breaker inside of them that trips as soon as a problem occurs. They are commonly found in bathrooms or kitchens, or wherever this is present.
What is water?
Pirelli
What are tires?