Chris Lore
One of Chris's nicknames is Dig. But where did this originate from?
His initials are CJB...
Rearrange them and you get JCB...
JCB is a really cool digger
What is Chris's dream holiday?
Japan or Hawaii
Lets mix things up!
Go around the room one by one and say something nice about Chris
(Review answer after compliments)
If anyone gave a slightly insulting compliment, they can make someone else drink. Responsibly
I took a completely accurate quiz for Chris to discover what Animal he represents. Is he:
Bear
Jaguar
Bison
Crocodile
Mountain Goat
Badger
Mountain goat
The same as Hillary Clinton apparently
As a fashion icon, Chris used to style his famous black trench coat with what colour bag?
Bonus points if you guess the brand or type of bag.
Orange (He's colourblind, we'll let him off)
Bonus Answer: Superdry Satchel
Chris once had a lovely meal with a beloved TV star. Who was it?
Clue: Think of a trio chasing fortune with schemes so funny, set in a Peckham
Boycie - Only Fools and Horses
Christopher, nominate someone to start this next game.
Once you reveal the answer to this question, you're going to go clockwise around the room and play association. Whoever hesitates or fails to associate, loses.
Association example = Sun -> Hot -> Cold -> Ice -> Slushie?? etc
Iceland
(Sorry if that was painful)
Whilst exploring the vast plains of America, which of these events nearly put Chris in an early grave:
-Driving on the wrong side of the road
-Wading through the rivers of Zion National Park
-A leisurely stroll through a forest in San Francisco
A leisurely stroll through a forest.
The genius tripped on a twig and went flying, just missing a sharp rock that could've sliced his jugular.
Defo would've ruined the trip...
What TWO subjects did Chris study at University?
Bonus points if you can guess which one he graduated from.
Politics & Sociology
Bonus Answer: None (womp womp)
First person to do a funky dance gets a prize
Whoever won, you have a choice. Either:
Everyone but Josie drinks 3 fingers OR only Josie drinks 3 fingers
(If Josie won = free foot massage from Chris - Redeemable whenever)
What weighs more:
Chris... or...
10 Rubber Chickens
A Life size cardboard cut out of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
A Mountain Bike
20 Garden Gnomes
50 Cans of Baked Beans
A Sack of Potatoes
Chris (According to Josie)
Jokes aside, Christopher loves his friends greatly. That includes all of you.
However... in Secondary School he tried to kill one of his friends during a Chemistry Lesson... What happened?
He sabotaged a Bunsen burner experiment and it blow up, injuring our dear friend.
Watch out, you could be next
Upon leaving America, a Customs Security Officer suggested that Chris should change something about his appearance. What was it?
"Think you need a shave, don't you?"
Poor Chris was devastated