m&m&ms
define matter
anything that occupies space and has mass
what type of charge do protons have
positive
what is a chemical change
a change that affects the chemical identity of a substance
what is "the m word"
say anything but the m word
what is the best holiday
ragebait friday
define mixture
a combination of two or more elements in a substance
what type of charge do electrons have
negative
what is a physical change
what is ejacks full name
eli jackerson jennings, prime minister
what disease are christians excited to use chemistry to solve
malaria
heterogenous or homogenous?
I put mayo in a root beer
and it looks like
mayo
in a root beer
heterogenous
what type of charge do protons have
trick question
they don't
mwahaha
explain the difference between molecules and compounds
molecules are a group of atoms that are chemically bonded, compounds can be molecules but are substances with two or more types of elements in them.
recite the law of relativity word for word
physical laws should be the same in every inertial frame of reference, but that they may vary across non-inertial ones
how does the textbook say you please jesus
the metric system
heterogeneous or homogeneous
I put root beer and mayo
in a blender
and it looks like
goop
homogeneous
what is the chemical symbol of gold
Au
what is a pure substance
a substance made of only one element
solve the riemann hypothesis
no
best hamburger
five guys
is SWEET BABY RAY'S BARBECUE SAUCE heterogeneous or homogeneous?
heterogeneous
200 bonus points if you say "it's above comprehension/too powerful/divine"
every ________ is a __________ but not every _________ is a _______.
every SWEET BABY RAYS BARBECUE SAUCE is a divine entity, but not every divine entity is a SWEET BABY RAYS BARBECUE SAUCE
who is the coolest person in this room rn
eli evans
What is the integral of [(2x2 -1)/(4x-1)(x2 +1)] dx.
(The function whose integral is the given expression is) ( (64 times x to the power of 3 plus 16 times x to the power of 2 plus 36 times x plus 9) divided by 128) (minus) ( (119) divided by (128 times the quantity (4 times x minus 1)) ).
best Christmas movie
die hard
/
if you say the new home alone you lose a bajillion points