Stories
What did he do in college?
Baseball
Who is the quietest
Abigail & Emily
Favorite vocal stims
Singing and yelling
"Does anybody have _______"
Chocolate
How long are breaks?
3 minutes
What age did he start driving?
3 years old
Why Chud?
Canibalistic humanoid underground dweller
"Is that your son?"
"Get out"
Who does he call "Beevus and Butthead"
Who is Christian and Kaleb
Who is the keeper of his credit card number?"
Chud
Old
How long does it take him to grade assignments
3+ weeks
Why coach ab is yeling at abigail
"she's so soft spoken"
What nickname does he enjoy saying?
"PHILLIP"
What does he do every day?
Take his shoes off
Desk Boat
the desk was scooched across the class slowly in front of the sub, ended up between christian and tatum
What is his least favorite compound?
Water
why did coach ab kick out Stewie
He was laughing to much/ had a cold head/ mentioned floor glue
"She's got the perfect plan, _________
"when you tell her something she answers so quiet that no one can hear her"
Coach ab's favorite person to scare
Matti
His son met this person
Beef from "The sandlot"
Biggest ragebait to coach Ab's
"Take a deep breath, it's not gonna kill you"
how many dad jokes per week
6-7
"you should go to the ________ ______"
"trucking academy?"
Coach abs favorite movie
Sandlot