Kim Fits
In 2008, Kim had her Belle dreams come true by purchasing this color prom dress.
What is yellow?
“Oh my, my, oh hell, yes
Honey put on that party dress”
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
What is Mary Jane’s Last Dance?
This troublemaker of the group famously readded Kim to her address book as “Jail Contact”
Who is Vini?
By the end of this year, Kim will gain these 3 new sisters from another mister. Let’s go girls…
Who are Jenna, Alex and Jamie?
This late night pizzeria was a well known hot spot when Kim lived on West End. Side order of fries anyone?
What is Justinos?
At one of her first theme parties at Lehigh, Kim donned this country’s flag as a dress.
What is Croatia?
“So gather up your jackets, move it to the exits, I hope you have found a friend”
Semisonic
What is Closing Time?
Kim meets with these two bibliophiles on a semi regular basis for book club, except there are no books, just martinis.
Who are Susanna and Adina?
This fun loving papa is known for his Fuman Chu and love of his Tiny Dancer
Who is Don Weber?
Kim was reverse commuting to her clerk job in this Jersey town.
What is Newark?
At LeLaf 2009, Kim got lit and lifted in this pink accessory that served as a second layer to her liquid blanket.
What is a puffer vest?
“I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day
Take me to the place I love, take me all the way”
Red Hot Chili Peppers
What is Under the Bridge?
When Kim needs her dose of Bravo tea and recapping, this squad member is her main mees.
Who is Liz?
This musical mama is the sweetest soul alive and spends her time as a local favorite band member.
Who is Marie Tomala?
Kim found what she referred to as “adult Disney” at this former CitiField adjacent bar. Because the Mets can really sock the ball!
What is McFadden’s?
What is Charlotte Russe?
“Hello
Can you hear me?
Am I getting through to you?”
Billie Myers
What is Kiss the Rain?
This sweet as a honeypot friend is one of Kim’s favorite roommates of all time, aside from Jon. She just may be easier to share clothes and shimmy shoulders with…
Who is Michelle?
This godmama extraordinaire isn’t a regular aunt, she’s a cool aunt. Just ask Zac Brown and the Nutella cookie graveyard at CitiField…
Who is Karen?
Kim is famously blacklisted from this not so saccharine establishment in Nolita. She’s a lawyer!
What is Sweet & Vicious?
Boho Chic is the name of the game, but Aunt Karen had to draw the line and share that this particular shade of yellow had better purpose on a hotdog.
What is mustard?
“Y’all think cause these jeans fit, I would give it up
Don’t let my cute face fool ya”
Teairra Mari
What is No Daddy?
This angelic bestie, roomie, and overall good time has been Kim’s ride or die from Upper West to Amsterdam to Accord. Hello from the other sideeee
Who is Alexis?
These siblings are two of the loves of Kim’s life: a certain dancing queen and her sweet not so little anymore brother.
Who are Allie and Cam?
After a night at LPR, Kim got into a tiff with one of her law school friends and had this gifted jewelry item “thrown in her face”. Ouch
What is a necklace?