Weed Puns/Jokes
Confucius says, "He who smokes weed on the toilet is..."
What is high on pot.
What is Dude, Where's My Car.
Sings "Pursuit of Happiness"
What is Kid Cudi.
Berkel?
What is indica.
Requires rolling paper.
What is a joint.
What do you call a stoner with two joints?
What is double-jointed.
“It’s almost a shame to smoke it. It’s like killing a unicorn, with like, a bomb.”
What is Pineapple Express.
Sings "It Was A Good Day"
What is Ice Cube.
Crescendo?
What is sativa.
Requires a tobacco leaf/wrap.
What is a blunt.
You're my best ___.
What is bud.
"I can hear my hair growing."
What is Grandma's Boy.
Sings "Black and Yellow"
What is Wiz Kalifa.
Blueberry Headband?
What is indica.
Requires/is a joint that starts small at the crutch or inhaling end and widens out to the tip.
What is a cone.
A friend with weed is a friend ___.
What is indeed.
"Bye Felicia!"
What is Friday.
Sings "Drop It Like It's Hot"
What is Snoop Dogg.
Lemon Icing?
What is sativa.
Requires/is a water pipe.
What is a bong.
You can't spell healthcare without ___.
What is THC.
"I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores!"
What is How High.
Sings "Love Sosa"
What is Chief Keef
Black Cherry OG?
What is balanced.
A small, handy device used to smoke cannabis products. It contains a bowl-shaped component.
What is a pipe.