Was (Blank) An SNL Castmember?
FDR
Before & After
Terrible Sequels
Arrested Development Again
200

Steve Martin?

No

200

He was famously diagnosed with this ailment in 1921.

Polio

200

Horse racing's biggest trio of events that the Queen only wears on special occasions.

Triple Crown Jewel

200

Released in 2019, this film, the 9th Star Wars film, currently has the lowest Rotten Tomatoes score of all the films. 

Rise of Skywalker

200

Michael Bluth's son (played by Michael Cera) shares a name with this 1980s-90s pop superstar.

George-Michael

400

Randy Quaid?

Yes
400

He served this many full terms as president.

3

400

CBS sitcom about Ted Mosby's search for the nun who founded the Order of the Missionaries charity in India.

How I Met Your Mother Teresa

400

The sequel to The Mask, this film, did not star Jim Carrey, and currently has a score of 6% on Rotten Tomatoes

Son of the Mask

400

Buster Bluth loses his left hand to this animal.

A loose seal

600

Stephen Colbert?

No

600

FDR was a life-long philatelist, meaning he collected these as a hobby.

Stamps

600

Seth MacFarlane's magnum opus cartoon starring the mayor of flavor town.

Family Guy Fieri

600

A 5th Indiana Jones film is currently in production for some reason. The odds of it being worse than it's predecessor, this 4th film, are... honestly pretty good.

The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

600

Possibly the only person who makes Lucille Bluth feel true joy is this man, the Bluth family's private investigator.

Gene Parmesan 

800

Robert Downey Jr.?

Yes

800

Executive Order 9066, signed by the president on February 19, 1942, created these.

Japanese Interment Camps

800

Rose from The Golden Girls lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Betty White House

800

Blue Brothers 2000 came out 18 years after the original, and replaced the late John Belushi with this actor.

John Goodman

800

Tobias Funke spends the better part of the series as an understudy for this performance group.

Blue Man Group

1000

Gilbert Gottfried?

Yes

1000

He appointed Frances Perkins, the first woman to serve in a white house cabinet, to this position.

Sec. of Labor

1000

John Grisham and Harper Lee novels.

A Time to Kill a Mockingbird

1000

Home Alone somehow spawned this many sequels (all terrible except the first two).

4

1000

Charlize Theron played Rita, a British woman who wore a bracelet that said "Mr. F." Mr. F is an acronym for this (I give you permission to say it).

Mentally Retarded Female