Animals
What is the king of the jungle?
Lion
You wear this around your neck to look professional.
Neck Tie
What Day is American Independence Day?
July 4th
What is the name of purple onions?
Red onions
Two people were playing chess. They both won. How is this possible?
They were playing two different games against different opponents.
What is a group of lions called?
Pride
You use this to keep your pants up.
Belt
Can you name the 3 most popular American holidays?
Christmas, thanksgiving, and halloween
I can be green or purple. I can be eaten raw, but am often cooked in a hotpot. I am also often pickled.
Cabbage
A girl fell off a 20-foot ladder. She wasn’t hurt. How?
She fell off the bottom step.
What land animal has the highest population in the world?
Ants
Can you name 3 designer clothing brands?
Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Versace, etc.
What is it called every four years when Febuary has 29 days instead of 28?
A leap year
I am usually purple or green. I am often used to make an alcoholic drink.
Grapes
An electric train is headed east. In which direction does the smoke drift?
Electric trains don’t produce any smoke.
What's the fastest animal in the world by top speed?
Peregrine Falcon
What’s the best-selling shoe brand in the world?
Nike
What day is Christmas on?
December 25th
Originally from central Asia. China grows 80% of the worlds supply of this. Famous in Italian cooking
Garlic
I have 13 hearts but no lungs or stomach. What am I?
A deck of cards.
What Australian bird if famous for it's recurring laugh?
Kookaburra
What is it called when dress pants have vertical cinches around?
Pleaded Pants.
Which months are summer in Australia?
December, January, Febuary
Many people think I am a nut but I am actually a legume. I am a common and often deadly allergy.
Peanut
Which word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
"Short"