Dad Jokes
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
The are both "Paris Sites"
What kind of dog is Dug in the Pixar movie 'Up'?
Golden Retriever
What is the name of the tallest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
Who was the Greek Goddess of Wisdom?
Athena
What is the name of the biggest shark?
Whale Shark
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints
In Toy Story 2, what was the name of the Horse?
Bullseye
What are the names of the seven continents of the world?
Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, Australia
What shape was King Arthur's table?
Round
A scorpion has five pairs of eyes.
How many eyes do three scorpions have in total?
30
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims
What type of fish is the main character in the Pixar movie 'Finding Nemo'?
Clownfish
What U.S. state is home to no documented poisonous snakes?
Alaska
Aegis belonged to Zeus, what was Aegis?
Shield
What animal i the symbol of peace?
Dove
Why don't I trust trees?
They are a bit shady
In the Disney version of Robin Hood, which animal plays Robin?
Fox
What is the name of the smallest US state?
Rhode Island
Who was the Greek god of the sea?
Poseidon
Which mammal has the most powerful bite in the world?
Hippo
Why did the math book look sad?
Because of all the problems
In what year was Pixar sold to Disney?
2006
What is the name of the smallest country in the world?
The Vatican City
How many Fates were there in Classical Mythology?
3
What bird has a brain smaller than its eyes?
Ostrich