Computers
What was the first computer mouse made of?
Wood!
What is the most famous car color in the world?
White.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?
'Just one word'.
What question can never be answered with a Yes?(Except for Pippi)
Are you asleep?
How much did the first computer weigh?
which year was the first year to have a car accident?
1891.
How do you make the number 7 even without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Erase the 'S'.
A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?
Each barber must have cut the other's hair. The logician picked the barber who had given his rival the better haircut.
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?
The daughter.
What is the most expensive computer virus in history?
MyDoom.
How many cars are produced every year?
60 million cars.
Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
A guy was waiting at home, he swung a metal pole then took 3 left turns and on his way back home there was a masked man waiting for him. What is he doing and who is the masked man?
He is playing baseball and the masked man is the Catcher.
What might computers do in the future, soon?
Tell what dogs think!
how many days would it take to drive to the moon?
Less than a month.
When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
The nail would be at the same height since trees grow at their tops.
Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?
Death
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
A shirt.
What company has computers that can detect fake smiles?
MIT.
1886.
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
F I V E
Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?
Age