Previous Versions of Song Lyrics
This repetitive two-line lyric that forms the pre-chorus for Sheila Can Do It is listed on the song's original lyric sheet, was omitted from the live Homie versions of the song, and then finally added back in for the Van Weezer version.
If I feel my heart is getting watered down / then I'll stop, and I'll turn, and I'll say
A 1994 released Weezer song about a surfing prostitute
Surf Wax American Gigolo
The main character of the unreleased Songs From the Black Hole
Jonas
This kid-friendly 2002 music video (the second of two in row directed by Marcos Siega) was Rivers Cuomo's first beardless public appearance in several months
Keep Fishing
This imfamous fan was responsible for breaking Matt Sharp's Orange bass amp in 1997
Rhino-Lad
These two 20th century American entertainers were originally used in the chorus of Weezer's first big hit, eventually replaced by Mary Tyler Moore and Buddy Holly
Ginger Rodgers and Fred Astaire
This song from Weezer's The Black Album is about feeling lonely in a big city and having to act your own age
Living in L.A. Girlz
This original Weezer mascot was originally drawn on the wrong side of Patrick Wilson's drum head
Bokkus
Mikey Welsh confessed to having grown this kind of facial hair in the following video
fu-manchu
This fan theory started on All Things Weezer theorizes that this Weezer member had died and was replaced
Patrick Wilson (Pat Is Dead)
This original concluding lyric to "My Name is Jonas" ended with a different - yet familiar - name.
Weezer
This Weezer song about the Virgin Mary is the 5th song on Chopper One's Now Playing album
Sweet Mary's Clothes
This character was created for a Christmas greeting splash page for Weezer.com
Hoblie the Pineapple Tree Boy
One of this Weezer producer's requests during the making of an album was for Rivers Cuomo to grow a beard
Jake Sinclair
This fan curated Weezer blog ranks songs in catagories of "Negative" "Mixed" and "Positive"
Teenage Victory Songs
Before the narrator of Hash Pipe asked for people to "kick me," they asked for this.
Kiss me
The current member of Weezer is well known for his band The Relationship and for being a demo for Weezer's The White Album about the ringing of a percussion instrument
Brian Bells in My Head
This main character of the Manga series Go On! is gifted a signed copy of Weezer's The Blue album
Ryo Katase
Patrick Wilson
This mysterious force is brought up in over 26 Weezer songs and who's effect's are often described as "sharp"
The Pain
In the opening lines of the officially released Relationship version of "Thought I Knew," Brian is sorry for this; different from being sorry for his 'past life' in the Weezer version
"Sorry we ever kissed."
The original title for "Faith in the Light" that is an acquaintance with one degree of separation
Everybody Depends on a Friend of a Friend
This infamous executive director could supposedly be contacted by emailing Karl Koch with a specific subject line.
Blantiss Fliangshemp
A November 2020 Riverpedia entry explains the origin of this nickname, created by Riverchat users for Cuomo as they compared his "long hair, headband, clipboard, and mustache" to that of a "depraved high school gym teacher and coach."
Coach Cuomo
This word is used to refer to someone who at the very least is obsessed with the lead singer of Weezer
Cuomosexual