The Noble Dackel
The standard size Dachshund weighs in from 16-32 pounds. Daisy weighs in at approximately 12 lbs, or 120 hot dogs, placing her at the high end of *this* size category.
What is miniature?
According to 2023 data from the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, this city consumes more hot dogs, by weight, than any other, beating out New York and Dallas.
What is Los Angeles?
This city’s dogs are famous for being topped with onions, tomato, and a whole pickle spear on a poppy seed bun. But don’t even THINK about putting ketchup on them.
What is Chicago?
A cute photoshop resulted in the popular myth that a dachshund named Otto was originally cast to play alongside Judy Garland in this 1939 classic.
What is the Wizard of Oz?
In 1962, Professional jingle writer and banjo-ukelele player Richard Trentlage of Fox River Grove, Illinois reportedly wrote *this* song in an hour, having learned of an open songwriting contest the day prior to its deadline.
What is the Oscar-Meyer Weiner Song?
While the life expectancy of a miniature dachshund is 12-16 years, in 2021 A dachshund named "Funny" held the Guinness world record for *this* at the age of 21 years 169 days.
What is the oldest living dog?
According to data provided by the NHDSC, Americans are estimated to eat 20 billion hot dogs, the equivalent of 70 per person, over the course of *this* time period.
What is one year?
Hot dogs cooked onboard US Navy ships are affectionately called this, a reference to their behavior on the grill in rough seas.
What are rollers?
This movie series featured two dachshunds: Slinky, a toy dachshund, and Buster, a red miniature dachshund.
What is Toy Story?
In *this artist’s* song from 1982, Diane was “sucking on a chili dog outside a Taste-E-Freeze.” It's unclear whether she shared any with Jack, on whose lap she was sitting.
Who is John Cougar Mellencamp?
Originally bred for hunting these significantly larger animals, The Dachshunds' name comes from a combination of the German words for *this* and “hound.”
What are Badgers?
The world record for hot dog consumption is 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes, obtained by this professional eater in 2021.
Who is Joey Chestnut?
Until 2021, this famous stadium dog with an alliterative name only used Farmer John foot long franks.
What are Dodger dogs?
In this book by Max Brooks, Maze the dachshund saw action in the K-9 corps finding and luring zombified humans. The movie adaptation, unfortunately, failed to feature any heroically cute weiner dogs.
What is World War Z?
In 2008, 28 years after “Particle Man” and “Istanbul (Not Constantinople)”, *this band* voiced the celebratory “Hot Dog” song Mickey and his friends would sing every day on the Playhouse Disney series “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse”
Who are They Might Be Giants?
While synonymous with Dachshund or Dackel, “Teckel” is used by some clubs to distinguish a weiner dog that is specifically bred to German Field standards to do this:
What is sporting or hunting?
According to the National Safety Council, in 2022 *this* beat bicycle injuries for the 18th most likely cause of death among all ages. A Johns Hopkins study claims hot dogs are involved in 17 percent of these cases in children under the age of three.
What is choking on food?
This city’s hot dog variant is a crime worthy of those perpetrated on the show "The Wire," featuring a hot dog wrapped with bologna and deep fried, served with mustard and a squishy bun.
What is Baltimore?
Lump the Dachshund was the full time resident of this artist’s home in Cannes for six years from 1957-1963. The famous dog is immortalized in multiple paintings and one epic (though fictional) rap battle between the artist and Bob Ross.
Who is Pablo Picasso?
In 2021, Bar-S Foods released a music video promoting their red-packaged hot dogs featuring *this* 90’s artist with the hashtag #wordtoyourmustard.
Who is Vanilla Ice (Robert Matthew Van Winkle)?
Daisy’s red and white coat is officially recognized by the American Kennel Club as *this pattern*, which gets its name from the distinctive plumage of the magpie.
What is Piebald?
Media coverage of a University of Michigan study published 26 August 2021 emphasized its conclusion that each hot dog consumed by a human reduced their life span by *this* many minutes.
What is 36 minutes?
While no longer selling dogs for 50 cents each, this famous fruity NYC hot dog venue still offers a “Recession Special” featuring 2 franks and a medium tropical drink for $7.50 plus tax.
What is Gray’s Papaya?
In Mean Girls, Regina George’s Burn Book claims Amber D’Alessio did *this.* But “Oh my God that was one time!”
What is made out with a hot dog?
Spanish for “Sausage Dog,” this funny children's song describes the adventure of a sunbathing dachshund who is carried off by a cross eyed seagull.
What is Perro Salchicha?